it should be better

Stopped into this club early Friday night, around 6pm. This is a gentleman's club, not a strip club. Considering that, I would have expected the entertainment and service to be far superior to what I encountered.

The first thing I observed when entering was how beautiful the interior is. There are two levels - the main floor with a large stage, and an upper level reserved for lap dances and bottle service. There is a grand staircase leading from the upper level onto the stage. The main floor looked virtually empty. The club is spacious and would presumably take hundreds of patrons to fill it to capacity. Even so, I could count the number of other club goers on one hand.

I took a seat at one of the tables and waited for the waitress, and waited, and waited...I eventually just decided to go to the bar to get a drink. During that time, I only saw one dancer take to the stage, for what I can only describe as the most uninspired stage show I've seen in a while. At least she was cute, and I would rate her as a solid 7. After getting my drink, I returned to my table. And then I waited. I waited to see some stage action. I waited for a dancer to approach me. I waited for the waitress when I needed another drink. I was bored. I would have left, but I had already spent money and I was determined to have some fun.

Eventually, dancers started approaching me to see if I wanted a dance. The first dancer I spoke to didn't appeal to me. After seeing a few more dancers on stage, I decided to get a dance with the second dancer to approach me. Dances are $10 in your chair, or $20 in VIP. I was unimpressed by what I had seen so far, so I decided to stick with the floor dances. The first dance was not very exciting, but I figured I'd give her another chance and agreed to one more. The second dance was certainly better, but I was ready to leave so I ended it there. I waited around for another 15 minutes just to see if people would start coming in (which they didn't) and then I left. All in all, I spent about $60 in one hour, 45 minutes of which I was bored. That is not a good deal in my book and I will not be returning.