Reviews

Nice club, seems like most of the reviews recently are pretty accurate. Not really my kind of place though. Essentially no privacy with the girls; you sit very close to the other patrons…

Recent trip was followed up quickly by another based upon the talent. Tuesday evening and there were at least 5 hot women working. Many were nice and a friendly. The previous Thursday night there were…

Was on my way to Orlando, decided to take a side trip to Lido. Really happy that I did. Place was really rocking at 2pm on Friday. Had a beer and caught…

This is clud is laid out well and just gives the vibe of "fun". Bartenders are probably the best in the area and flirtatious charm. Dancers range fom 4 to 8 but at least half…

So Lido Cabaret is the best club in Cocoa beach. It was really smokey inside. I'm not used to that since most places seem to prohibit smoking these days. There were a…

Traveling to Cocoa Beach I stopped at the Lido Cabaret. The club was attractive from the outside and seemed to be in a safe and clean area of town. Once I entered through the front…

I was on travel in Orlando, but got the word that clubs there weren't worth a visit. I made the drive (about an hour, plus they hit you for a few bucks in tolls)…

Stopped by the club on a Thursday evening. The club was clean and there were probably around 10 girls working. The club was kinda busy for the day/time with an older clientele. Dances were $10…

I recently took a day to go to cocoa beach, and afterward me and my buddies usually stop at Lido's on the way home. The girls are usually all very nice and good looking. The…

Went with a co-worker Thursday night 5-20-2010. Got there about 10:00PM. There were a lot of hot, hard body girls. At least 5 of them were 9's or 10's. One 19…

This was my first visit. Went two nights in a row, Friday and Saturday. Club was OK but did not live up to its high TUSCL ratings. Good energy level. Friendly waitresses in cute outfits.…

Hadn't been here in a while plus the people I travelling with really wanted to check this place out. It was on a Sunday afternoon so it was pretty dead as to be expected.…

Lido Cabaret has $10 lap dances, which I find to be a fair price for what you get. A few of the girls who gave me dances let me grab there breasts and feel…

Afternoon visit, starting just after 4. No cover, very little pressure. Delightfully touchy dancers. Public area LDs $10, a more private area $20. Girls were 6-8. Got LDs from India (mid-30s, but highly skilled) and…

Not too bad. Probably the best quality in the Spacecoast area. It is not a top ten club however. Not even on my top ten in Florida list. staff is generally pretty nice. The girls…

I went to Lido on St. Patrick's day and had a great time. There were about 25 dancers that night and about 10 of them were very good looking, and there was this hispanic girl,…

From recent reviews, I wasn't sure what to expect from this place. Over hyped? Inflated reviews by a few regulars? Bad reviews from reviewers loyal to other local clubs? I can…

way too crowded. vip "area" has no privacy at all and there is little mileage to be gained. girls were over the top on being pushy. waitresses will not leave one alone.…

I was in the Coco Beach area and, not finding any sign of exotic bottles or Jeannie, I scanned some of the available evening delights and settled on this place based on reviews. There was…

Decent sized club. No cover before 7 pm got there at 9 and paid $5. About 20 girls. Most of the girls are white, tanned and have good bodies. A couple of really hot…

Ok, so I decided to see what all the hoopla was all about. I had actually went over there to the Inner Room, but it was actually an off night for them, so I…

I travel all over Florida and visit alot of clubs. Felt kind of compelled to review this club because of it's inexplicable status in the club rankings. I otherwise wouldn't have reviewed it…

OK, this is my old stomping grounds...so when I saw that this club was now the number one club in the United States, I had to go back down and check it out. Bottom line…

I dropped into the Lido after having missed it for several years. At first, the eye candy was overwhelming and it was difficult to find a place to stand without getting caught up in the…

Always have to temper expectations when going to a strip club in the States as opposed to in Canada. This was a good place in terms of dancers to guy ratio but that also leads…