I was in the Coco Beach...

I was in the Coco Beach area and, not finding any sign of exotic bottles or Jeannie, I scanned some of the available evening delights and settled on this place based on reviews. There was mention of Playboy models there, and indeed, there were some who looked like they could make the cut (one had the Bunny tattoo). There was definitely a smokey, Good Ole Boy crowd there that night. There was one fellow in the corner, surrounded by dancers, who looked like either a young Big Daddy or Columbian Cartel member. Like out of a movies, he was littering throwing a snowstorm of bills at dancers. One time I even saw a wrapped stack of bills on the stage, though i didn't see him throw it. Anyway, there were a number of attractive and exotic girls there who seemed to be very cuddly with regulars(?) in the dark corners. As for me, no such luck - they are not too anxious to meet new guys or drum up biz. The sole exceptions were the two least attractive dancers(to my tastes) approaching me for company - I was politely nonchalant. Another young, somewhat average looking, girl did display a special talent on the pole. She spun on it upside-down so fast she was literally just a blur - with her flailing arms and long hair only visible on the outside. If there was a stripper pole Olympics, she would be the next Yamaguchi. I tipped her nicely and she seemed friendly after the dance but quickly took up with some other guys. Well, no action for me tonight, and the smoke was really getting to me - so I left shortly after midnight.