Divas Men's Club Reviews

Not much going on here. Didn't make a good impression on the outside. Won't say too many things bad about the club, it just wasn't that great when I was there. Was approached by a nice dancer who was friendly, but $20 a dance just wasn't that appealing to me...

This club is very hit or miss as far as dancers go, there were only 5 dancers who were among 6s and barely 7s. As far as the club itself, drinks are expensive, it is BYOB but they charge you for water, ice, or even just for empty cups. You...

Fun dancers from 3 visits last month:
+ Alexa: 5'7" blonde, 22; nice curves; cute dimples when she smiles. Dances are good.
+ Baily: 5'3" spanish speaking latina, 24; a bit thick. She gives me very nice dances.
+ Bella: 5'3" white brunette, 23; nice round ass and very slim waist. Good dances.
+...

This club is okay. I have no major complaints nor complements, but overall it was just boring. I visited while in town on business and found that Hot Bodies was one of only two full nudes in Austin. It was a weekday evening, so I wasn't expecting a party, but...

So on a recent trip to Austin decided to hit up a couple of clubs. Saw where this place was a kind of a dive, ladies were not top shelf but could be lots of fun. Don't mind plus size within reason, so I rode over around 3pm. BYOB, and...

Perhaps this is my first ever visit to a club in Austin. I have been to some in California and Florida. I cannot compare this one with CA and FL clubs. They are different class altogether. Exterior was not inviting and at first I thought I was at a wrong...

I had some time to kill on a Sunday afternoon. I had gone to Expose for lunch, but after I was done eating I left since there was only one dancer working at the time. The reviews seemed mixed for this place, but I thought I'd try it...

Hot Bodies was easily my favorite Full nude club in Austin. They offered free parking, BYOB, and full contact nude dances - essentially a place where more of your money could be remain in your pocket. Things seems to be changing.

The last few visits, there has been some changes -...

I showed up last Wednesday with a six pack of beer. paid my $20 for vip and sat down. was barely in my seat when a hottie named sarah walked by and sat down. talked to her for 5 minutes and went to the vip. it...

Club features latinas, african americans, and some white entertainers, all have the stereotypical pawg pornstar body and an attitude to match. The club is located close to the airport in a business district yet has few patrons who could be streotyped as businessmen or the causal hound. Treat...

Got out of work early, showed up around 1pm on a Wednesday, $5 dances. Got Vip and went straight to the back. The club was in decent shape. Pretty much what you would expect. Rips in the seat but no weird stains or smells. Only 3 other guys were...

Went here after the XTC drama. Cover $10 and $20 for VIP... went ahead and did the combo and shouldn't have. The VIP was lame. 4 dancers. 1 big girl was all over me as soon as I sat down. Tatted just not my style. Passed on the dances....

Wednesday is a great day to visit this club - for lap dance lovers. $5 dances.
On top of that it's close to end of the month. Rent's due.
And 4th July weekend. Need money for the celebrations.

Paid my $15 cover and $20 VIP to Gene, Club Manager at the front.
Asked him...

Dropped in after lunch on a Thursday. Have been to every other Austin club so decided to try this one. Here are my impressions.

Out in the middle of nowhere in an industrial-ish area. Not in the best area of town, but didn't really feel unsafe as...

As someone remarked recently in a discussion post, Austin always seems to have about 11 strip clubs, unusually few for a youthful and rapidly growing city of 900,000+, and can't seem to support a 12th club. In the past couple of years Austin Theater and Down in Texas Saloon have...

Nicole, Caos, Tanya, Honey, Kutty, Daniela, Capri, Tiffany, Lupita & Jaguar were the sexy dancers on this shift.
Went on Wednesday - famous as the sampler day cuz you can get intimate lap dances from every dancer ($5).
There were 30 customers and around 15-20 dancers.

Hot Bodies is a nude,...

Never been to Austin, and I was curious, so I stopped by to visit on my way into town late one thursday. Definitely not my scene. My impression is that this is the kind of club where it's not at all clear the line between...

Visiting Austin on business, but no love for the skinny girls - so had to find out where the thick girls dance. Hot Bodies is definitely where the thick girls dance. $5 parking from some sketchy guy but at least the car was still around and intact when...

Great club. BYOB. Non-smoking. Fully nude. Wednesdays are best with $5 dances all day. Wed. cover was $10 and VIP $15 when you first enter -- VIP was $30 if you purchase after entry (if I remember correctly). I asked how many girls were working. The man at the...

Went in middle of the afternoon on $5 Wed. All dances $5 day and night. The club is located in an industrial area not far from the airport - closer to downtown than the clubs up on the north side.

Inside is bigger than expected. ...

I took my bottle of Captain Morgan, the club provided the setup for $10.
Entry was $15 and VIP access is now $20 extra (previously $10).
VIP is still worth it because it is sofa booths on three sides of the club.

Again I didn't see my faves - even the...

Went back to Hot Bodies after a long time. Hoping to see some old faves.

I got there at 6 PM - so free parking. After 7 it's $5 or you can park on the street.
Cover is $10 plus $10 for VIP band. VIP lets you sit in booths lined along...

Went by on a Thursday afternoon, arriving around 1 pm. Cover charge was $10 ($20 for VIP). When I said I was surprised there was a cover charge in the day, I consistently got the answer that it was because they were nude, and I assume didn't serve alcohol. I...

The dancers were gross, they were all kind of fat. You can tell the mileage is good. $10 nude. It's not old and raggy, but it's also no where near upscale. Parking right outside. I have to pay a cover, i think it was 10...

Run away! Run far...run fast! If you're into fat and ugly girls with stretch marks, rashes, and pimples all over their asses, this is your place. I've been to many strip clubs on slower nights, but this is by far the absolute WORST I've ever seen. ...