Michelle's Beach House Reviews

Derby, KS. Thursday night. Safe area right off 15. Plenty of parking, if not in the lot, big empty lot next door. Walk in. Clear the mag, empty pockets. Walk further. Lady in the...

Front of the building was nice enough for a strip club; it did not look run down. $20 cover on a weekend. I went at about 11pm. Front entrance had high security with metal...

Have not been out to any clubs in Wichita since Covid started. Used to go to Michelle's before Covid, always had the best looking girls in Wichita to my eye, and I would...

Good club, cheap cover at least on a weekday night. Two were skinny+attractive. They were blondes and looked pretty good. The rest were pretty fat and pregnant looking. However three dancers after leaving the...

The building itself is fabulous...but this place is never ever busy which means the girls are not very motivated when dancing. They all seemed super lazy and I understand why. None of them were...

I was in Wichita for work for a couple of days and from past experience, knew that Wichita clubs were not very good. But Michelle's had moved down the road to Derby to get...

I had visited Michelle's year ago before they moved to a new location. I remember being very unimpressed. One of the girls had been drunk, and she crawled up into my lap...

I was travelling for business and the folks at my hotel suggested I tried MBH to find attractive ladies to view. The previous reviews are pretty accurate. I found the building and club to...

I have been in Derby 5 years and never visited MBH so tonight I gave it a shot. Now I know why I never went. First of all: The place is clean and attractive as...

Clean! Female friendly! Mostly skinny, mostly young, mostly white girls. Mostly flat chested. It says its topless only but most girls show off their stuff in the lapdance area. If u r looking for...

After several weeks, I returned to MBH. Got in around 7:00PM and stayed less than an hour. Once again, for a Friday evening the club was very slow with about 2 to 4 other...

It has been about 7 months since I've visited Michelle's Beach House and I thought surely that in that length of time, there could be a positive turnaround for this club. A guy friend...

I visited MBH after a month. Got in (Friday - 10/7) after 7:00PM and stayed for about an hour. For a Friday evening club was very slow, and two other patrons besides myself. There were...

I returned to MBH after a month. Got in (Friday - 9/2/11) before 8:00PM and stayed for about an hour. There were about 6 to 8 dancers during my visit. Things hardly changed, and lots...

I returned to MBH after a couple of months. Nothing really changed since then, not much new to report. Went there yesterday (Friday) before 8:00PM and stayed for about an hour. There were about 6...

A beach house in Kansas? Highly improbable, but Michelle, my belle, has attempted the impossible – a strip club with little strip. Not that you want some of these beauties at Michelle’s...

I was on my way through Kansas and decided it was time to take a little break before continuing on down the road to southern OK for the evening. I had been to Michelle's...

Visited MBH twice since my last review. Got in around 8:00PM and left at 9:30PM. As before, nothing changed, and many new faces among dancers and waitresses. 4 to 5 waitresses for about 8 to...

What has happened to this place? Went in on a Friday evening with a friend and the place was dead. Maybe 10 patrons at the most! The girls have never really been friendly with...

Went back to MBH after a few weeks. Got in at 7:30PM and stayed until 10:30PM. Nothing really changed much, and again many new faces. As I indicated before, turnover is so high including among...

I returned to MBH after more than 3 months. Got in around 7:30PM and stayed until 9:00PM. Things hardly changed much except for the turn-over of the dancers. Allmost all new faces except 1...

This is a not a bad club to visit. The cover charge is free in the afternoon. But the bad part of this club is that everyone here seems to be expecting a hand...

My last trip to MBH was on Friday (Aug 20th). Got in before 8:00PM and stayed until 10:30PM. There were about six dancers when I entered club and about 12 dancers when I left. Lots...

Few more visits since my last review. The latest one was on last Friday. Got in around 8:00PM, stayed until 11:30PM. Cover charge - none before 7:00PM, after 7:00PM - $5. Drinks - Soda $2,...

Since my last review I made many visits mostly on Fridays. For the past year or so, even for a Friday club has been kind of slow. However, during last few fridays club wss...