Joy of Houston Reviews

This club use to have free coupon on the "Houston Press" newspaper, but they recently stopped. I decided to still go,and i ended up paying a 10 dollar cover charge.

I went straight to the bar and i got a screw driver, which was reasonably priced at $1.75 left a dollar...

Big…Big…BIG DISSAPOINTMENT!

So I finally convinced my wife to go with me to a strip club, and I was hoping to give her the best experience possible to go back again and again.

I show up at the club on a Wednesday night around 8 pm, and they ask for a 10...

This club is nice. Good looking dancers, drinks were reasonably priced, but the best looking chicks go to the regulars. They know they are going to spend that cash. The whole time I was there, not a sigle chick walked up to me, but it was my first...

Mia looked good...but I would call her a major teaser/hustler. She approached when I first walked into the club and was very flirtatious and touchy. She was wearing a bikini type outfit which displayed her nice figure...about 34D 23 35 I would guess. She told me...

Sometimes I wonder why I subject myself to what which I know full well I won't enjoy. But alas, another episode of self-abuse unfolded Saturday afternoon at Joy's.

There were about 5 customers and 3 dancers, though one of the strippers was large enough to bump the stripper total to...

It was Saturday night and i shows at the club around 1 am. I would hope that there is no cover, but even for that last hour they charge a $10.00 cover charge. I went in and the first thing i saw was the perfect woman dancing named Samantha. I...

Arrived at 9:15 on a Wednesday evening. Was tricked into taking the entrance off of 529. The truck lot you have to negotiate looks and feels like it took a B-52 strike with 2,000 pound bombs. If you value your transmission and suspension, go around the corner-don't take the 529...

A couple of co-workers and I decided to try this club after work one night. The location is on fm 529 closer to 290, there is a neon sign that's hard to miss at night. The club itself looks pretty nice and big. I think there was...

Went on a Sunday expecting it to be pretty slow and it was. Was only about 7 girls working and they seemed to all be ignoring me for about 2hours. Finally a hotty came to me Megan after doing the small talk thing we did two dances for 20...

I went on a Saturday night about 10 as the NFL playoff games were ending.
That may have been a mistake, because everybody was probably busy watching football.
Anyways, it was pretty dead. I got in with a free coupon (regular cover was $10), and sat down in front of a...

Once again I ended up at Joys and had a great time. $5 to get into a great venue of lusty women willing to please. This club is outside the city limits, so no paisties and plenty of one on one contact, not to mention a great VIP. VIP ranges...

Ok first of all lets get one thing clear..houston is not the sin city it use to be. All the clubs inside city limits are pasty. Thankfully joy is not! The only other way to go to a place with out pasty is galveston or way up north. Now the...

The adventure begins...

Well, to begin with Joy was a pleasure finding after a couple of friends referred to it's location off of 290 & 529. Said friends forgot to mention that this place is tucked behind a seedy looking car lot/truckstop and Conoco gas station.

So once my...

First of all, reaching the club's parking lot is a bit tricky, just as one of the previous reviewers indicated. When coming from the east, from US-290, Do NOT turn at the sign that has an arrow pointing to the WRONG driveway. ...

I know a dancer that normally works at Spenders that wanted me to meet her at Joys. I was working a little late that night so I decide to drop by on my way home. I had such a good time I stayed until closing. The club is latex free...

From the outside the club looks pretty iffy. It is in an industrial park behind a gas station and next to a truck stop, however once you go in it is pretty nice. As you enter the club the main seating area, bar, and stage are to your...

I went to Joy of Houston somewhat recently, and I have to say that both before and after the remodeling, I enjoyed myself immensely. The money spent was reasonable, and the girls were quite nice. Some of the girls were at the 5-7 range, while a few were definitely in...

I have been to this club several times and I usually have a great time. I went to the club after work; arriving around 6:30 pm. I always like to hook up with a Honduran chic named Sunny. The cover charge is usually $13 but the manager recognized me and...

Medium size club, reasonable big bang for buck.
Nice waitresses and management.

I went to the club after work; arriving around 6:30 pm. I have been here before and met this really hot Honduran chic named Sunny. The cover charge is usually $13 but the manager recognized me and waived my...

As others have written, Joy's is in an industrial part of town but it's easy to find. It's just off 290 near the Beltway, and even though it's hidden behind a gas station, there's a big sign up front for the driveway. I visited on Sunday evening which...

Went here with my cousin a few night back. Place looks hella shady from the outside. But once you get in its even more shady. That being said the talent in there actually isnt that bad. When you weed out the fatties. Girls are very...

Wanted to give Joy's one last shot before sending it to my personal strip club trash heap. Without being too judgmental, I just didn't feel comfortable at Joy's. A decent physical building belies a rough crowd; seemingly getting more rough by the week.

The dancers seem to reflect the clientele....

IMPORTANT- The Club is neatly tucked behind the Conoco station. Disregard the sign, which will lead you into a nightmare of a parking lot-which is a combination run down truck stop and Mexican-"get your Ptomaine poisoning here" taco stands. Go to the first street behind the sign, turn on the...

First time visit for me. I'm not sure this place is going to make it. The club itself isn't too bad but the building has a dark, potholed parking lot, is next door to a truck stop and I saw several wandering drunks walking down the street directly in front...

Joy just advertised that they have an SOB license, so the girls can dance topless. Girls wear latex on their nipples in most of Houston under the current law.
I dropped into Joy on Saturday night about 9 PM, to see some bare breasts. It cost $10 entry and $6.50...