Joy of Houston
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11242 Farm to Market Rd 529, Houston, TX 77041, USA

Went in on a Monday night...

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threeputt
Nov 12, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Evening

Went in on a Monday night around 7pm. Don't go at this time, no dancers on stage and only a couple working. They do have a poker game on Mondays at 8pm. No buy in, and there is some cash prize. I did not play (should have), but there were 2 tables of guys playing. They seemed to be regulars and for the most part knew each other, but I felt I like could have played if I sat down. However, I don't go to clubs to play poker (well, maybe poke-her). Anyway, I digress.

The club has a main stage. There is a VIP room to the left in front of the bar. It is glassed in so I am not really sure what the advantage is of that room (I did not try it). The poker tables were set up to the right of the stage, and there is a buffet area just past that (no buffet on Monday night so I can't comment). The private dance area is farther to the right, small rooms with no doors that open to the main hall. I little privacy, but not much. I had a couple of dances, $20 each. Some touching was allowed but was encouraged to go VIP for a "good time that will leave you relieved". One dancer asked what I was looking for in a dance, again suggesting VIP. VIP was 125 + girls "fees". Like I said, I passed so I can't comment. The girls were better than average, mostly white, and wore the Houston SOB licenses on their arm. They were topless. Tipping on stage was weird. There was a taped line on the stage the girls could not cross. You were supposed to leave tips on the edge of the stage. No contact was allowed in this process. Silly and disappointing. I use tipping to check out what the dance will be like, in-exact science but it does give some clues. I did not like this and doubt I will ever go back.

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