Joy of Houston
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11242 Farm to Market Rd 529, Houston, TX 77041, USA

Visited Joy of Houston a few...

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wileycoyote
Dec 20, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Afternoon

Visited Joy of Houston a few weeks ago. Paid the $5 cover and sat myself near a TV to watch some college football games. I wasn't really expecting much from this place. Other reviewers gives basic information about the place. In addition, the building is a converted industrial steel warehouse/factory that is 150-200 ft long but only 30 feet wide. Some other details about the club, there is a line on the stage where the dancers cannot cross. This means you cannot stuff bills into G-strings and I never saw any contact between the dancer and the tippers. Also, they have booths for lap dances. The booths are similar in size to Houston Dolls, but the opening faces out which doesn't allow any privacy. Also, there is a VIP area but I didn't partake.

As for the talent, the dancers were all if not mostly Latinas. There were a few chunky girls but they were balanced out by a few fine looking chicas. When my game reached halftime, I was approached by Bella. OK looking girl with a really nice pair of breasts. We went into a booth where my hands could roam almost everywhere. She had to maintain one foot on the ground during the dance due to the patrolling floor personnel. Again, no privacy even though you are walled in. Dances were still good, decent grinding, and no extras available at the booths. Also, the server was really cool. Drinks and service came promptly without being pushy. She'll give you free entrance cards if ask.

I will have to make another visit soon to see if my next experience improves or not.

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