Traffic Light Reviews

Went to TL first time in a Monday evening. The club is old, free parking and $3 cover for this particular night. I somehow like the enviroment, laid back and no pressure from shot girls or waitress. About 7 dancers and most of them are quite young and thin, which...

This is just about the best value in the Detroit area. The quality of the dancers ranges from those I'm not interested in looking at (including a percentage with silicone) to those you can't take your eyes off. I think they have a disproportionate number of young ones, too (late...

Haven't been back to the U.S. lately, but whenever I get to Michigan on business I try to stop at the CL. I have been going for many years on my way back to the great white north and I usually have a good time. Got my chance last week...

This club is a joke. I went here once with a few gf's just out a curiosity bc we've heard such awful feedback about it and being that a few of us waitress at a several Detroit clubs we had to check it out. Let me tell you; everybodies...

I was in the area on some business and I decided to stop by. Only my second time here and had a decent experience. Took a while for some of the girls to say hi - I assume they were with regulars. The club was pretty empty...

Had the same experience as exgmguy, was getting a pretty good dance by TL standards and suddenly I noticed her texting in the mirror. I know $10 is a lower rate for a dance but still you are paying them to pay attention to you for those 3 or so...

This is a pretty PG club as far as they can really go. There is no VIP, but the dances are only $10. This alone makes it a great place to take the wife/girlfriend. The steaks for lunch during the day are excellent. I go there for lunch every time...

Interesting club has a neighborhood feel, no cover. It's not in the best part of town but could be worse, just North of Downtown Mt Clemens. No hustle and a nice variety of girls. Mostly 7's but there were a couple of 8's, 9's too, plus a couple of...

Stop by TL 1-2 times every few weeks. Not much in the action area...no VIP. Pretty tame as clubs go. Great food. Great prices. A few lovely girls. Jill always has a mean look on her face but is a GREAT dance. Used to visit Megan...

Was out of work early and after reading some of the other posting on here, thought I would give teh TL another shot. With the crackdonw on contact in Mich, and dance prices just not dropping like they should, the TL offers a great deal for your money. The afternoon...

Stopped by again last thursday this place was off the hook,I had dances from 7 different girls each one had there own talent the best was Barbi she could give a bj in the pants like no other I have gotten before almost lost my baby batter. I think the...

TL is a nice club with good $10 steaks. dancers are hit or miss. seems the talent has weakened over the last couple of years. One main stage and a side stage. April had been a long time staple. Kristina is the best. Supergirl!...

Wow, I have always liked this club, and as my last review states, it has been pretty consistent, but this last visit changed that. It was only one trip (I am from Canada)but it was not "good". They have always had a nice selection of young, pretty, nubile girls but...

Wow, I haven't been here in over a year, but this club keeps things pretty consistent. A makeover of the interior would help and a DJ, but they still have plenty of cute girls, cold beer, good service and the price is better than most clubs. It helps if you...

When on a Saturday around 6:00pm. There were only 6-8 dancers, but by 8pm it was up to the normal 10-15. The place looks like a dump but the drink prices $4.50-6 is great and the dances are $10. Songs are selected by the dancers, and are c.d's,...

Made my monthly trip to the TL yesterday, a Friday evening. Arrived around 6 p.m., no cover before 7 p.m. If you can get there around 7-7:30, there are more girls, since shift change over is at 8 p.m.

Nice selection of girls, many in the 6-8 range, with...

I go to TL every month or two. Last Tuesday was probably the worst I've seen, ever. I got there around 6pm and left shortly after 9pm. The girls ran from 4's to a couple 7's. I got dances from the 7 and one 4. Okay dance from the...

Things are looking pretty good at the traffic light these days. Quite a few girls working, most in the 6 to 8 range, "friendly" dances for a suburban club (ok, it is a bad area of Mt. Clemens), beer stil cold, nice looking waitresses, dances only $10. Downside, still have...

Went down here for lunch the other day, and things seem to be slipping a little. The ladies seem hesitant to do some of the things that they used to do quite freely. It seems that the girls are their own bouncers. It used to be that...

Made a fall visit last wednesday, shortly after 5 p.m. No cover before 7 p.m., then it's $5.

I had to get out by 7:30, so I didn't get to enjoy both the day and night shifts. I got dances from 4 different girls, ranging from 7-9. ...

I used to be quite a regular at this place, since I work close by, but I hadn't been here in about 6 months, so I thought I would check it out once more.

Being in Macomb County, this place was always kind of mild compared to the Detroit clubs, but...

Third trip this summer. I had given up on regular visits for several years for various reasons, but have been pleasantly surprised by my last two visits to TL.

The layout and atmosphere are the same, an L shaped club. Fairly small I guess by most strip club standards. The...

Visited TL last week. I used to go there at least 5-6 times a year, but it has been almost a year since last trip. First off, I'm not too interested in the looks and atmosphere of clubs I'm familiar with. That being said, if it was my first time...

Thought I would give them a little time to get themselves together and fix the problems at the Light. Went there on 6-20 07 and was hoping that the situation had improved. Teach me to think positive. There were only 4 girls there at 1 pm and as usual, there...