Traffic Light Reviews

Stopped here for just a bit. Lunch was good, (Italian wedding soup, highly recommended), drinks were relatively cheap as were dances. No one really stuck out. No vip/private dance room, music is done with a juke box, no dj. Dances are out in the open, consequently...

Cheap little titty bar in the northeast suburbs of Detroit...probably the only one in the Macomb Township area.

The club is small and lacks privacy (so no great grinding or roaming hands), but the dances are cheap, and the drinks aren't overpriced.

The girls probably range in the 5-8 level, with more...

Went to the TL after a day at the ballpark. Pretty crowded, I was kind of surprised. The place hasn't changed much in the last ten years and is in need of some upgrades and some work on the parking lot. The staff, and beer are good and cold, the...

Went by last friday night with a buddy of mine. We've kinda become regulars here because its so cheap. $5 cover, $10 dances, no drink minimum. Beers are about $6 though. They offer free pizza and cheese bread throughout the night. Its really laid back. No pressure.

Also no VIP...

This is a good value club. More bang for your buck. The girls are only average but very friendly. Wait staff isn't pushy and the cover charge is cheap. My only complaint is the lack of privacy. When I buy a dance, I dont want...

Been here quite a few times on different days and different times. There are a couple of girls that are a solid 9 and I would say the rest are 5-8. Most of the girls are very friendly and usually pretty easy to get a dance. No private dances but...

Came in a Friday night looking for some sexy women. Me and a buddy went. Cover was $5 to get. Free parking with a huge parking lot. Had to have been 20+ cars and still had room for us. Outside of the club looked decent at night. On the inside...

This is one of the only strip clubs in Macomb County that I am aware of. Free self-parking and I don't believe there is a cover charge before 7pm. The dancers for the most part are very friendly and approachable. If you are there just for a quick peek and...

This club hasn't changed in years, which isn't all bad. Same big free parking lot, same low-key, no bouncer visible, friendly atmosphere inside, no cover during the day, no pushing drinks by waitress or dancers. And the dancers are attractive young girls, for the most part, with a...

I have reviewed this club before and now I become a semi regular here. This is definitely a blue color bar, so don't compare it with penthouse. No valet, no coat check. No cover before 7pm, afterwards is 3 or 5 bucks depending on which day you go. Drink is...

Nice strip club for lacals. I'm from las Vegas so I'm a Lil used to a diff quality of strip club, but I like traffic light. Girls are friendly jus like they should be. Dance and drink prices are fair. I rate this club overall a 7 or 8....

This is a great Blue Collar Strip Club!!! Imagine Cheers but with naked women! Got there on a saturday about 7 pm and there were plenty of attractive women! Stayed about 2 hours and more girls kept coming in! The good thing about this place is that...

So I went here to see what Traffic Light was all about. The place was rather affordable, as the cover was $3 and I wasn't pushed to buy a drink. The girls were mostly nice but a portion of them were moms and it showed on their bodies....

I like this club due to the fact that it's only $10/dance. The downside to that is that the dances are out in the open in the corner of the club. There is no privacy whatsoever so obviously no extras. I find myself going to see Kelsey, a very...

Ok....I was introduced to this club years ago....Only club outside of wayne county......super close to emerald theatre....downtown mt clemens....this club was great 4 years ago!!!!!I was in town to see Ace Frehely at the annual festival and I got in town super early because i know how this festival fills...

With the laws passed by wayne county, there is not much in the way of entertainment value in detroit. So instead of travelig up an ddown 8 mile raod, went to the only club in macomb county that offers a little value for the money. Went in around 2 pm...

The ol'standby when you want to hit a club, but don't want to travel or spend the ranch.
I usually go on weeknights by myself. Hit or miss on dancers, but most are friendly. I like the 6 songs/$50 "special". A big downside to this club is that...

Back at the old Traffic Light for another visit. It was a quiet evening, a little baseball on the tube. They have several nice flat panels here at various locations around the club, and usually they have sport events on them. Staff seems the same as always, pretty good service,...

I was back here recently for lunch on a Monday to see my favorite lady as I described in another post a little ways down. Anyway, she was there, like she always is on Mondays, but she was quite busy with another customer. But when she went on stage,...

I stopped in here waiting for a meeting. Coke was 3.50 a glass. Dances were $10 per. There is no vip room and unknown whether extras were available.

Five dancers on shift, best looking was maybe an 8, down to about a four. Nothing outstanding here, dances...

Well, haven't been back to the Traffic Light in a while. It was not a very good day, the dancer quality was quite low. Mostly younger girls (which is ok with me), but poor bodies and not very attractive either. maybe it is just because of the cold weather, but...

Just went back here for the first time in about 4 months. Nothing has changed. Inside is not too dark and the wait staff is friendly and not pushy at all. I didn't have any food but from what I saw it looked pretty good. There...

Very good club to go during thr day, without going to Detroit. There lunch is very good prime rib,potatoes, veggies, and soup for under $12.00. The entertainment can be hit or miss, some days there is some good talent in there along with the older kinda washed up girls. There...

This place has been one of my regular places to go to for several years. Being in Macomb County and not having a VIP room, I do not expect to get anything close to the mileage as at some of the Detroit Clubs. Nevertheless, you still can have a...

A large, free parking lot is about the only physical feature of this club that's a plus. Inside, there are several tables and two small stages with a couple padded bench areas along the walls in the two corners next to the main stage - no separate VIP and...