Reviews

After being off the strip club game for a year, decided to go here to try a new club (the Ypsi and Toledo clubs began to get boring). Cover was $5 since I had come…

I have been to the Light a few times before and it was a good couple months since I last visited so decided to stop by on a Tuesday evening of last week to relax…

Traffic Light is somewhere I like to go for a change of pace sometimes. This is a little bit of a dive but they've made some improvements with new tables and chairs. The…

Another visit my last time here was 4 months ago, I see they have a billboard up on Groesbeck. So today I had some time to kill and it was Friday around 3pm. Free parking…

Decided to stop here on my way home from the foot doctor. It has been a while a few cars in the parking lot it was just after 3pm. They have new furniture and more…

I've reviewed this place before and not much has changed. It's a no frills place that suits its purpose. If you're looking for a wild party club, keep driving. If you want…

Looking to kill some time this afternoon, I stopped by the Traffic Light to hopefully get some dances. I figured with the holiday, maybe there would be a good turnout of dancers. Unfortunately,…

Stopped in on a Wednesday around 4pm. From what I saw, there were 5 ladies working and all five were working hard while I was there. As previously described, this club has booth…

Haven't been here in many years, but remember back in the day they had good lunch specials. Being in the area decided to check it out.

Not much has changed. Very dark when you first walk…

Stopped in around 6pm on a Friday. The club has been around for years and I finally gave it a try.
Older bldg and interior design - but not the reason I go to a…

I haven't been here in months and decided to see if anything has changed. Arrived at 7 pm and paid $5 cover. The club is the same layout. Big stage in the back and small…

Met a friend for a relaxing lunch and went to the TL in mt Clemens. Been there a few times in the past and the dances are average but the bang for the buck is…

I have been here a few times, the most recent being a few Tuesday's ago. It's a very laid back place, that I feel really comfortable going into. The crowd is never too rowdy or…

Ok, if you haven’t been here, it’s nothing special. But it’s the local neighborhood Titty bar and the only one in town lol. As mentioned before, no VIP area, there are booth seats along the…

So I went back to my favorite joint here in Macomb County. I never really go on a weekday other than Friday but this time I decided to go on a Tuesday because I was…

The Traffic Light is the best (and only) strip club in Macomb County. If you like dive bars, you'll love TL. It's a hole in the wall off the beaten path with boobs and beer.…

My taste in women has evolved over the years, particularly the past 10-12 years.

As a teenager and well into my adult years I preferred slim women. Any girl with even a few extra pounds, chunky…

I was in town for work and had a couple hours to spare in the afternoon. I always like being able to park my car myself and avoid valet fees. I took a seat at…

So I went to this place cuz I heard they were doing a promotion and Ron Jeremy was appearing. I've been going here for 25 years, and this is the 1st time I've seen them…

Well there isn’t much to be said that hasn’t been said about this place. It’s a place to go if you live by just to have a night out with friends. There isn’t a VIP…

I been to this place one time before and wasn't all to impressed with the dancers on duty nor the average lap dance I got. But being that it's the ONLY stripclub in Macomb County…

The afternoon is a boring time to go to this club. When I was there only 3-4 dancers were there so rotation was short and the same girl would be on stage soon.…

I have been going to this club ever since it opened. It started out as a Blues bar but they could not make that work so they soon went topless. This has always been…

This place has been consistent for many years. Not the best interior (outdated and worn) but the dancers (if you are lucky to catch their attention) will give you a great time for $15.…

well this was my first time going to a strip club. I had a real good time! All the dancers were friendly and the bouncer was not pushy at all. I would spend 2 or…

After having lunch here on a Friday I went back on Monday to see what the day shift was like early in the week. Very slow but at least they did have some dancers about…

Had not been here in a few weeks decided to stop in for lunch and some fun. I arrived after 1pm and found out they now serve food until 3pm which makes more sense than…

So I got off work early Monday and decided to visit TL as it was near my work. Place is a little on the dark side inside and outside doesn't look a that safe,…

I took a few months off, but ended up back at my go to place. Decent crowd and selection of girls for a Friday night. Most of the girls, I've seen here before. I come…

I visited the place for the first time last Thursday after reading all the reviews (good and bad) and suffice to say, you get what you paid for. Drinks were reasonable at $5.00 and the…

Went to Traffic Light around 9 on Friday night. It wasn't very crowded for a Friday night. $5 cover. Bought Rum and Coke for $6 plus tip. As far as I could tell…

Been a while since I stopped by my local strip club the only one in Macomb county. 3 trips total during the month of May first was on a Friday evening after coming back from…

Seven hot girls on a Monday ? Well six hot girls and an ''extra''. I like this club.It needs some TLC......ok,a lot of TLC,But the staff is friendly,dances are only $15.00 and I don't have…

Was there for a buddy's stag night. We didn't let them know so I can't say what they normally do for bachelors. Anyway we had about 10 guys and seating was easy. Not very busy…

Found a place that wasn't in Detroit. Their hours are great for people that work the night shift. Lap dances cost $15 and there's no VIP room but it's dark enough to where it's not…

This bar has a ton of potential,too bad the owner shows absolutely no interest in improving it past some new bar stools.
With the cost of drinks and the fact that the dancers have to pay…

So I decided to go back after I said this place was a dump, but money was was short and I was high and looking for a cheap thrill. Suffice to say, I was…

Stopped by on a Saturday evening around 5:00 and was surprised by the what I saw inside. Not that it was a bad club, it wasn't, didn't reek of smoke, decent lighting, and the…

went twice in the past 2 weeks. 1st was a Monday night. Only 2 dancers all night. they were hustling, but had 2 songs onstage, 4 off, then back on for 2. Rotation went like…

While out running errands and dodging rain drops decided to check out the day shift on a Wednesday. I gave this place a break for a few months because the dayshift had gotten stale…

Trailer trash girls (not necessarily a bad thing) and big open space. Not any privacy for the 15 dollar dances, basically a full song table dance. Paid 5 dollar cover and 6 dollars for a…

Man this place could be a great spot !
In fact it once was a great spot with a lot of industry and Selfridge ANG base right up the road,this place used to pack em in…

FYI: this review is from a visit 2 years ago but I’m just getting around to posting it now.

After spending the late afternoon at the Criket and the evening with family I hadn’t seen in…

Ok so I went to the Traffic Light last Friday round 11ish looking for a cheap thrill. I didn't have but 60 to spend but I was trying to make it go a long wa…

It's been a few years since I've been here. My friends and I used to get the booth that's right next to the stage and squeeze a few girls in with us. When…

I'm at this club at least 3-4 times a month it's very chill. The drinks are reasonable. The food is amazing for lunch. The night shift girls are amazing especially any of the girls with…

I dropped in after a few years away to see how my old haunt, the Traffic Light, was looking and to chill a while with some fine looking girl-next-door types. Well, what I found…

First time here since I was in the Mount Clemens area. Usually I like to go to the strip clubs in metro Detroit, as they are some of the very best in the whole country.…