Frenchy's Reviews

Crazy!!! Saw a couple of the "dancers" I later saw there getting of the bus a couple ob locks away. To say the area is seedy or dirty or dangerous is being generous. Disease is in the air and to top it off, people are just not...

this place is the worsT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no joking!!!! is the worst!!!! the people running it are a bunch of goons who push you to buy shit and are rude. cost is expensive. to get in and the strippers are horrible. no fun its bullshit in there. not tourist friendly either. people...

after hitting Lucky Sevens and Lips, me and my buddy decided to check this place out. its a few blocks from De Javu, down an alley. paid our $20 cover, and walked in where we were seated by a host. he got our drinks and was pretty attentive, checking in...

I DO NOT recommend this place.....STAY AWAY I went APRIL 2010 short visit.Area is horrible neighborhood no good DO NOT GO walking around in this area I will keep it short & sweet DONT GO HERE........D LIPS is the best Strip Club in my opinion.....this place gave me the creeps...

This was my first time in Puerto Rico. I read many reviews about the club. At first i didnt want to go because of the location, but what teh hell! When I walked in the club, there were about 6 beautiful women to greet you. The bouncer seats you around...

Club is located in a seedy part of town so don't go walking around outside, have a cab drop you off in front. The club itself has alot of security. And it is an anything goes type of club. The most of the girls are only about a 2...

I was staying at a four star hotel, so when I got a cab to go to a strip club, I asked for his opinion about the clubs to go to. He didn't hesitate to give me the low down on the scene in San Juan. I also did some...

This club is in a rough part of town, so DO NOT go wandering about to see the sights. Have your cabbie drop you off in front of the place and make arragements for pick-up when you're done. The entrance to the club is down an alley which is...

Returned to this club last Friday, and nothing has changed. It's an anything-goes club, that offers drugs, sex, or whatever kink you may be looking for. Just ask, there's a girl who's willing to do it.

The entrance to the club is a locked door, that is opened for you once...

Ok, pretty girls, my homie got sum for 165 but the head job was the worst and the one girl was the one who had a boob job...ok, one or two big girsl...but better than the anorexic looking girls, who stop in the middle of a song when the dj...

I arrived at this club via taxi, by myself. The club is located in some small alley street and the first thing to you notice is that there are a bunch of people (probably locals) that hang out by the door. If you are brave enough to walk down the...

OLDBLUEDRAGON wrote an article titled Rules of the Road - A Guide to Increasing Strip Club Mileage. I suggest you read it before going to any strip club in Puerto Rico. I being a resident on the island knew most of what is written in the article so...

This is where...

Definetly the best place in San Juan, the entrance is in an alley but most of the time the area is guarded by Police. There is a 20 cover is you take a cab, otherwise 10.
The price of liquor is fine, ut becareful with the dancers asking for a drink...

Visited a few clubs in San Juan this was the best,good security, place is protected, most of the girls are hot...Price is right.The bouncers do a good job to help you out explain how the girls work....

Place is kinda sketch. Burly bouncers outside check ID and for weapons, pretty good to see that they have tight security. A couple cops out front means the owner is paid up with the right people. Request English only at the front door, and you will be spotted by the...

It's an an older part of San Juan; I recommend a taxi here and not strolling about. Decor is dive bar with a stage at the front. Usually one or two girls wandering on and offstage with no particular pattern. Girls are generally 7 or 8, with...

I like the place. Take a taxi here. The stage dancing is completely incidental to this club. Just keep your eyes open, find the hottie of your choice and take her on back to the room. the club host can go and retrieve any girl you have seen walk...

I loved this club! It's located in the hood of Puerto Rico but the women there are friendly and allow a lot. I'm From New York and this is exactly the type of club i'm use to. the biggest problems would be the $10 atm fees and if you are...

My boyfriend (now fiance) and I went here Jan 2006. Pretty seedy location. The inside of the place is pretty boring and very dark. The girls allow touching, sex, etc in the rooms. There isn't a whole lot of dancing going on. It's pretty much just a front for...

Was in Puerto Rico again, so I sampled some of the other clubs in the Condado area. This is definitely the best as far as milage is concerned. Touching is encouraged, drugs (not my thing) are permitted, and anything is available here for a price.


This place seems like a swingers...

Ok i went to this strip club 6-3-06, It was THE BEST out of all the Puerto Rico clubs, trust me i been to them all. Its 6 bucks a beer, 10oz cans, but its worth it, The "Private" lapdances are 30 dollars, that means you go to a private...

Took my brother to Puerto Rico for his bachelor Party. The first night there, this Taxi guy took us to to a some ghetto strip club ( forgot the name) but it was horrible and I had lost faith in Puerto Rico. Next day asked around a little and found...

Taxi cab driver Junior & I departed Divas and arrived here at 11:00PM, 4/9/06. $20 cover (probably overcharged). Upon entering, was ushered to a front stage table and advised by male waiter that anything, any girl I wanted to do anything, let him know, he would arrange it for me....

Went there last Wednesday, tight Security to get in, the area is Ok. Inside they have a pool table in a room leading to the main floor, The bar is in the middle and the stage against a wall, there are girls dancing and for a buck if you sit...

visited 7/21/05 $20..00 cover. the place is guarded like a correction center. the girls are rated 3-7 max, the bar is in the middle and a stage in the back, the girls dance a couple of songs and then go around rubbing for tips. the better looking ones do not...