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I walked in at 8pm. Cost was $20. There were 3 stripper/ prostitutes working at that time. Bouncer told me that it was a brothel as well as a strip club, I believe prices went up to around $300 or so. basically if you went into the private rooms it cost $300 and your dick was going to get wet. The 3 girls that I mentioned were very unattractive and did not look to be worth $300, one looked like she had JUST had a kid. I sat down and had a beer, only 3 other guys were in there. I left after my one beer, no idea if it got better after, but I did not stay cause it was really shitty.

Had the privilege to go to Puerto Rico for the first time. It was gorgeous and of course the women were fine as wine. A friend of mine told me a great mongering spot in San Juan where many tourists frequent. That’s when he recommended frenchys. It was around 12am when I got there and it was pretty packed. I went in and had to pay a $20 cover. The music they played was mostly hip hop and Spanish music. Now the women were something else. Omg, big fat asses everywhere. I saw about 30 girls inside that night. Maybe it’s more popping on the weekends. First thing first I go to the bar and order a vodka and coke which was $6. Okay now let’s get to the good stuff. A very thick attractive Latina(all the dancers were Latina btw) approached me rubbing on my Johnson. I was appalled by how straight forward she was. I asked her what was on the menu and she said “sex papi 200 dollars”. Now thinking with my little head i immediately said hell yes let’s go. So we go to vip with was a booth closed of with a curtain. She immediately got undressed and went to work. I had the no hat Billy Joe, and frank sanatra. I was satisfied. Got dressed and went back to the hotel In conclusion this club really surprised considering Puerto Rico is part of the US but isn’t really talked about. This club is definitely in my top 5 best strip clubs I’ve been to. I highly recommend any monger to check this place out.

This is a summary of various visits, weekday and weekends over a two week period. French's is one of 4 clubs all with the same owner. I've reviewed the other three recently. Dgirls is the after hours, Doll House the early club, Lips the upscale place, Frenchy's is the fun one. The club sits on the edge of the San Juan gay district and you are likely to see Trans sex workers in the area, that said there tends to be a heavy police presence to keep the tourists safe and I never saw the police hassle anyone. The club is off Constitución and has a $20 entrance and a pat down. I did hear the bouncer charge someone $30, but I'm not sure if it was because it was late, 2AM, or if he just didn't like the group. There is a lot of security in the club and they were all friendly. At least one was armed with a pistol and extended mag. Once you are buzzed in, there is a dogleg to the right with an atm and then the club proper. The space is about 40x40 with a central dance space with a pole and hanging ring. It is surrounded by 15 chairs on three sides. Girls are bikini only, but most flash tits and about 1/2 will flash the kitty if you are tipping. The bar is towards the back with $5 coke and 10-15 drinks. You must have a drink at all times. Didn't learn prices for beer. The bathrooms are in the far right corner and are clean with no troll. The perimeter has a number of private rooms with a latching door and the lap dance area is in a room on the corner. It is shielded from casual view, but the seating is open and so you may have the room to yourself or share it with multiple other PLs. The rest of the space has small tables and seating for about 20. There were about 12 girls each time I was there. Most are 6-8, although there were 2 that were 9s for me. Over multiple visits I saw about 20 different women there. The most distinctive element was that each PL gets a handler. He or she will explain the rules, $40 dance or $250 for a 45 minute room, get your drinks etc. If you want a girl, they will get her and you pay them for dances etc. As for mileage, tips at the stage will get the girls to climb in your lap and depending on the dancer that can include a lot of grinding. Most girls will flash the top and about 1/2 the bottom. Girls will dance at the table for tips, it worked out for me to be about $10/song but there isn't a price structure. I saw some guys not tip at all. Those dances, especially on weekdays and before 11 can be very hands on including touching everything and some otp stroking. In my opinion they are as good as the lap dances at a fraction of the cost. Lap dances in the lap dance area are the worst option. You get a decent grind and can see the kitty and touch over the thong, but no more than what I experienced at my table. The private rooms are $250 and last 40 or 45 minutes. I was told both. At least three dancers explicitly told me that fs was available and one mentioned it was part of the room cost. I didn't pursue the info, so I can't verify if all dancers offer sex, my impression is yes, or if there is an additional charge beyond the room fee. The only frustrating thing is that if you want less than the full experience, the lap dances are way overpriced. They should be $20 each and there should be a 15 min room option, but it is what it is. This was my favorite of the clubs and would be the only one of the 4 I returned to. I didn't check out District, based on reviews here, and the Platinum club, a new after hours place, looked too pricey. I should mention that I speak Spanish and so I didn't have a language barrier and that the club is dead until at least 11:30.

Was there Thursday 10:30 -12:30. 20 $ cover and was pretty dead when I went in. 2 other customers and 3 or 4 girls. You walk in to a stage with a pole and big metal ring. Chairs around the stage and a couple of small tables around them. On the edges of the room are bench areas for vip/bottle service. There are a bunch of medium size closets/private rooms. Drinks are 6$ for 8.5oz beers and 12+ for mixed drinks. I think bottles start at 200. They started stage shows around 11. They would work and straddle you if you were tipping. Ii thought it was weird that they didn’t take off their tops. By the time I left there were 10-15 girls. Rating on the girls was probably 5-7. 3/4 spoke English. Dancers were 40$ but a private room was 250$. I wasn’t prepared to drop that much so didn’t get one. I did see girls giving people pretty high mileage “dances” on the benches.

Websites I have been reading say that most of the fun went away from San Juan in 1998. Luckily, you can still have a little bit of fun at Frenchy's. I also believe that there might be some Street Walkers walking around outside but I didn't ask them specifically. I got in and bought a beer. It was $10. There were a couple of girls dancing on the poles, but it seemed like most of the fun was in the back rooms. I I tipped a girl a dollar, and she came by after her set, which was long. She was average height with natural breasts, Just My Style. This place is really handsy which is nice. After buying her a drink, we talk pricing for the back room and I got everything I wanted for $180. Her skills were good. I left happy. All in all, I will repeat if I go back to Puerto Rico. This is obviously no Hong Kong and TJ, but I find it better than most clubs in the US. On par with a Detroit or East Saint Louis.

Well me and my friend were in Peurto Rico for vacation. We pull up to the club and the parking was schetchy. Some random dude that looked homeless told us it was 10 to park.We paid him so fuck it.So we get to the door we payed 20 to enter. Once were in the club we see about 10 ladies that are really thick.(The good kind of thick). The club was not too crowded.(maybe 15 PL's). After a few minutes of sitting a annoying dude that works there hassles us until we buy a beer. After peeping the scene out for a while my friend is offered extras by a thick bottom honey with blonde hair. So my agrees and goes with her to do the deed in a back room. After 10 minutes of being mr.lonely I am approach by a stripper that looks like Sofia Vergaras twin. Im a ass man but damn she had some nice DD's to match the bottom. The women comes over and the only word that comes out of her mouth is bang.I say how much?She says 130. I say ok then we go to another back room which is a VIP room. When we get in the room I drop my pants and she sprays my dick with alcohol and I'm thinking wtf. Next she gives me a cbj for about 10 minutes. Then she gets on the couch and puts her legs behind her head so I fuck her missionay with a great of them titties. And last I fuck her doggy then the deed is done. I'll be back.

I had never been to a club in PR before and reviews said this was a place were the girls were hot and the rules were loose. I agreed with the rule part but the quality of the dancers was a major turnoff. I really wasn't attracted to any of them. I sat drink and got approached by a girl that didn't do it for me and she immediately said hey honey you want to have a get time and placed my hand right on her nether region. I usually like that sort of activity but I had I was having a hard time with sketchiness of the place. I had originally arrived about 9 pm which you could tell was really early for PR so after stopping by another club which was a little better I dropped back by about midnight and the crowd and talent wasn't any better. So I called it a night and "legendary" PR club scene let me down.

I had a layover in Puerto Rico and I asked the cab driver to take me to a club near my hotel and this where I wound up. It was a Monday after midnight so it was pretty dead 4 -5 guys and 4 dancers. I sat down with a small $6 can of Heineken when a 7 came over. A little small chit chat then had a lap dance and for $30 probably not worth it but decided to do VIP and that was money better spent ($200). Would go back next time i'm in Puerto Rico. Yes the place looked a little sketchy on the outside and the club was small

I felt in love with this place ever since the first time I stepped in it, never once had any trouble, never once had a bad time. Lot of reviews here are complaining abt the location, yeah it's not the best place, yeah u might get robbed walking around the area ( so I heard) but one thing thing is certain if u go there, u will come back. After Sonia ( my favorite girl there) left to go work to another club, I met Sweety, I'll go ahead and tell u that her taste ain't got nothing to envy to her name, she is the kind of stripper that'll make u fall in love with a stripper, nice ass, nice boobs and can hold a convo ( she went to college). I'm the kind of man that won't have the same girl for actions twice in that kind of business cuz ain't trying to wifey them but sweety had me once going straight from the airport to frenchys after a long day traveling. Cbj on point, take her time and actually get into it. 160 roses was all it took to get her heart.

Definitely sketchy on the outside and fairly small on the inside -- just one room with the pole and a bar and a bunch of little side rooms for private action. I wound up spending a good $250 here in total on a Saturday night and banged the hell out of one of the big-assed hotties. I'd say for the most part the girls on average are like 7s-8s with maybe like one 9 somewhere in the mix. Not as hot as what I've seen in Tijuana, as a reference, but still not terrible. Lot of fake tits and some fake looking asses even. Can't believe those are real. All said, worth the investment and next time will probably cost me under $200 in total for full service.

This place is very interesting… very sketchy. Got there around 11:30pm and me and my friends were the only people in there. There were a few dancers hanging out on the floor, and several on the stage. The quality of girls here is very very high, all of them were pretty hot… but some didn't speak much english. The girls swarmed us immediately and asked us for dances. 160 takes you to the back and gets you VERY far. I went to the back with a chick who was hot, had a fake butt and fake tits. She was a little business like for me, but it was still a good time. It's a fun club, but you can't help but feel like they are going to do something very sketchy to you at any moment. So overall… dangerous but fun.

Me and my friends love going to strip clubs as a group. We had never gone to one outside the USA before so on our spring break trip we made this a ToDo. It was everything we expected it to be and more. We were really worried about the whole language barrier thing but it worked out just fine. Mostly everyone spoke English and the ones that didn't there was someone to interpret for us. This was a very hands on experience in the way that we could put our hand on everything we wanted. So for people who are looking to be able to touch and touch alot this is your place. There was more that was being offered. None of us took them up on that opportunity but we did see many guys go into the private rooms and come back speaking high praises of the services they received. If I ever make it back to Puerto Rico this is a must see.