Hmmmm, lets see, where do I...

Hmmmm, lets see, where do I start. Well I was visiting Puerto Rico and I was looking for a spot for the night, so me and my friend (whose a girl) decided to check out Frenchy's. Since we were just visiting we were unsure of the atmosphere so I guess you could say we dressed up a little more than average. Me in just a button down, her in a short dress. When we came in, we paid roughly $10, not bad, to get in. However, I guess the owner thought I was a pimp with a prospect because he showed me the upmost respect, constantly bought me drinks, sat me in the front of the stage and told me "I could have any girl I wanted, even if she was with someone else". I mean I really felt like a king! The dancers here were decently attractive, they speak okay English, I guess as much as a stripper would want to know anyway. Some are dead set on taking you to the "backrooms" but most are willing to take you to the back room for a lap dance. They are.... okay, moderate at best, but I guess for $20 for two songs, I suppose I cant really argue. The deal was kind of set when my friend had to use the bathroom but the only bathroom for her was actually in the back with the strippers. Granted, it was probably a legit bathroom, she didnt feel safe or clean using their bathroom so we left.