Reviews

I seem to be the only one that can grasp the concept of Woody's. Is it a typical SC, yes, up till the live music. I've been about 6 times in the last couple of…

My home area is Chicago...this club would pretty much suck there...in Florida its truly pathetic. I was down vacationing and riding around on the scooter...stopped in when I noticed the sign, place was a…

Worst strip club i have ever been to. And I have been to MANY. Too steep of a cover charge, and as some one said only charged to strangers. Below average girls who give sub…

was there in 2003, women there had no personality and seemed desperate. they would ask you if you wanted a lap dance and not give you time to answer before walking off to the next…

Got there about 9:45 on a Thurs (1/5/06). Paid the cover of $8 got some beers and found a table. There was on ok blond nude finishing up on the pole and a few below…

Ugly women who try and take you for all you are worth - however, given the clientele (me included) they probably won't be getting much if they succeed. Am i wrong, or are strippers…

If you love having your money taken from you and getting NOTHING in return, then this is your kind of place. Bad girls, bad place, ditry and smelly joint. I have lived in Islamorada for…

What a dive. There were only a few girls working there, and they were that pretty at all. Its like a bar with the titty-club part being an afterthough. The act "Big Dick...." is…

From the moment I pulled up to this place I knew I was making a mistake. I think Walt Disney most own the place its all pay and no show. Tacky looking building along the…

I hadn’t been to Woody’s in over 20 years, but decided to check it out when I was passing by one evening. After reading the last few reviews, I wondered why I would go, but…

Ive lived around this place for 5 years and have had reason to go there some times. Only when I need to . Its loaded with drunk tourists getting ripped off, Local low lifes looking…

Too Bad the hurricane didnt wipe this place out. I have never seen such a crap hole as this joint. Terrible people run this place with just the crappiest attitude. Avoid it at all cost.…