Carl's Bar Reviews

Thursdays have been my go-to day and it usually works out well. Theres a decent selection of ladies and it’s not too crowded to where you can’t get a seat. The place itself is just...

A friend of mine said he had a good time when he was last at Carl’s. Problem is my friend loves the BBL girls. Curiosity got the best of me and I stopped in....

Passing thru the area I made a conscious decision to stop at Carls for a drink. If the dancers there weren’t the best then so be it, at least I’d relax with a beer...

I haven't been to Carl's for quite a while but stopped by one recent afternoon about 2 weeks ago. The layout is still the same with a couple pool tables by the restrooms. The good...

Decided to stop by late on a Friday night. Place is situated with the bar being to the right, bathrooms to left next to a couple pool tables in the middle. Dances take place...

Carl’s bar was a pleasant surprise. The girls range in “quality”, but the lap dances are relatively cheap, so your money goes a long way. It costs $20 for one song and they take...

I was in the area and needed a place to wait out rush hour traffic. Since I hadn’t been to Carl’s in a longtime I figured I’d make it the place. The parking lot...

Went on a Saturday night recently. The place must have had 10 Hispanic/cuban ladies. I think only one of them actually spoke English. Lapdance were only 20 dollars a song but they were off...

I visited around 4:00 on a Thursday, so blue collar workers were coming in for a cerveza. The strip mall lot is small and tight, but I was able to park on the street...

Carl's Bar appears to be a typical establishment of its kind. Upon entering, there is a bouncer who checks identification. Parking is complimentary and conveniently located near the entrance. During my visit, I was...

Stone Park, IL. Right by Scores/Gold just down the street from those. Sunday night before memorial day. Plenty of parking in the lot, this club is in a strip mall. Area seems fine to...

Decent parking as all the other connected businesses were closed. 10$ Cover. When you walk in you immediately assume it’s not a strip club. But once you get past security you can see all the...

Review from a few months back. I happened to be in the area and my last visits were many right after I stopped in the day before Turkey Day where they pulled out...

I visited here after a long gap and was pleasantly surprised how things have picked up. It used to be dead during Covid and even shortly after, at least during early evening times that...

Went on Sunday night during memorial weekend. Got there around 9pm, looked kinda slow, me and a buddy got seats at bar pretty easily. Drinks are cheap. Probably 10 plus girls working, some hot...

Just stopped in to check out the place. Google list the club as “adult entertainment” which meant nothing to me. Pulled up at the bar, bought a beer - low cost $3, all cash....

I stopped into the Gold Room earlier in the evening and it was dead so went over to Carl's for a bit to wait for Gold Room to pick up. Three area clubs have...

Was working in the area and got off early so I decided to checkout Carl’ around 2:30 on a Friday. No cover and nobody working the door. Didn’t think there’d be anybody inside, but...

This review is of a visit two days prior to Black Friday. It's two PM (not AM as in the song), and in the area - my several trips to here have just been...

Stopped by to test it out. Extremely dark inside and I worry why! Lol. The bar was int busy and there were about 6 girls there. I won’t say working as half of...

Happened to be in the area for the first time in a while so decided to stop in. Being the middle of the week I wasn't expecting much but the bar was clean. There...

Found out about Carl’s while googling strip clubs in the Chicago area. Recently moved here from another state and we didn’t have places like Carls, Bobby’s or Allstars there. Anyway, popped into Carl’s around...

No many choices left in area so this is my bar of choice. Overall it’s nothing above average, and some days are still hit or miss. I prefer the weekdays as weekends (Fri/Sat) can...

First timer at Carl's, based on previous descriptions I really like this type of place (low-pressure, neighborhood bar feel). Parking lot was full as it's tiny and part of a strip mall, ended up...

I guess this is the only Melrose/Stone Park "bikini" bar that is still open and has dancers. Certainly not my favorite because they are super strict and have stupid rules like no hats after...