Bottoms Up Reviews

My early March visit might not have rated mention but for pandemic and the absence of anything mentionable in months.

Bottom’s Up has become my go-to place. If it lacks sparkle, it affords value. Beauties are rare. Young beauties are very rare. It’s a shame that the grandmas and skuglies aren’t...

Was in NY for business and on a suggestion from NJBaller, i checked out BU.

I was crazy busy with work, so wanted to relax a bit. I drove to spot, read reports about the area being sketchy, but i felt ok.

The place is a dive bar. Upon...

Stopped by yesterday around 3pm and it was surprisingly pretty busy. There were about 10 girls working ranging in age and size. If you’ve been here before you know none of them are going to blow you away with looks. I sat down and ordered a beer which was $5...

Have not been to this place in a very long time, however nothing has changed. Same setup as everyone mentioned prior. Unfortunately I do not know the dancers names, but an older good looking spanish women (short, blonde hair) came over to me. I was sitting on the side of...

The good thing about this place is that the prices haven't changed for as long as I can remember. $6 beer ($5 during happy hour from 5-7) and $7 for wine or liquor. The bad thing is that the bathroom hasn't changed either! Lol. As long as I've been...

A couple of weeks ago I was out from 5:30 pm until 1 am in Irvington and Orange. I spent time at Vic's, Bottoms Up, Paradizio, Ember's, back to Paradizio, and then on to VIPs in Orange followed by what turned out to be no go at Exit 11 at...

After NJballa's review I thought I'd give the place a try since its not that far from me. Thursday 9:30 pm. I was looking for a quick, cheap in-and-out experience with the right lady. Place was relatively crowded with about 15 patrons and 10 or so girls....

So weather was nice this week and I decided to hit up good ole Bottom's Up. I have Pumma Santiago's cell so I gave her a call to see if she was working and after confirmation headed on over. In retrospect, I wish I hadn't. This club is a...

It was late afternoon early evening and i stopped by hoping it would be better than the last time when it was just 3 women over 50. I’ve tried bottoms up a few times and still haven’t seen whatever keeps bringing people back. Every time it’s just been much older...

Getting back into the swing of things after a long hiatus. I stopped by this place earlier this week. Was originally planning to head to clancys, but the traffic on the parkway was ridiculous so decided to pop into some irvington spots. My reasoning was that since it was...

I had read many reviews of this place as was expecting very little as I decided to make my first visit. I made a decision after getting pissed at my girlfriend, that I need a special type of remediation and I knew this place would offer that with...

i went here a couple of weeks ago on a friday vics was just closing and i thought my next stop is bottom up arrived parked by the road side parking right next to the club i know there is parking behind but i felt safer parking next to...

BU is a small dive bar in the middle of the main drag in Irvington. It rests on a corner and there is a parking lot behind so that makes every aspect of this much easier. When you walk in it’s dark and grimy and you think to yourself, why...

It was my first time going , and needless to say, I highly doubt I'll repeat.

Basic details - One nice surprise is that I has it's own parking lot though I've never really had an issue finding street parking when going to Vic's or Paradizio. Inside was pretty spacious...

It is proof that if you live long enough, you eventually see everything :). First thing I noticed when
I stopped into BU for what I thought was going to be a 1 beer recon on my way thru town on a Monday was that the parking...

I’ve made several visits to both Bottom’s Up and Vic’s over the past month or two, hoping to find a favorite club – or favorite girl.

Vic’s has younger, prettier girls (at least during the earlier hours when I’ve been at each). That club also has a better feel; it’s more...

So I came here around 7pm, not knowing what to expect. I was hitting up a few bars to see what I could find and this was on my way home. I walked inside knowing what to expect, saw maybe 2 cute girls, one was the bartender. The other, I'm...

First time poster but long time lurker. Came here on a Thursday afternoon. Location seems safe enough during the day time. Don’t know if I’d want to be in Irvington at night. 6-7 girls working and majority of them were past their prime. Sat down at the U shaped bar...

Had to pick up a friend at the airport and had got to the area a little early. Decided to stop in to see what the daytime here was like since I mostly have gone at night. Yes, this place is a dump and the dancers are usually older and...

Even though I swore never to go back to this “dirty” place, something in me keeps nudging me to try the evening line up again, since I had a memorable time with one cute MILF Maria or Mary before. I just haven’t gotten her out of my mind.
I happened...

I got in on Thursday night. The area isn't great but at least there's parking. But really, let's cut to the chase. There were three dancers and 5 customers. One homely looking white latina that looks like spoiled cottage cheese, one disgusting looking European woman who tried to bug me...

There are times in this hobby when we wonder how low can we go. Follow some hoe into the kitchen of Bottom’s Up, and you’ll see.

You’ll see. What you’ll see is rank, rancid. It’s dark. The atmosphere is black. It is debased and drepraved. You can’t see it, but you...

It was Saturday night, I had the itch and wanted to go somewhere different. I decided to take a ride down the Garden State Parkway and give Bottoms Up a shot.
Walked in and at first felt a little bit like a fish out of water, being an older white...

Fresh off my first blowjob in front of a crowd (see my review of Berlin News Agency), I decided it was time to go headfirst into Bottom’s Up.

Irvington is no paradise. But Bottom’s Up is no Paradizo. It’s on a main drag in a decent downtown section. It even has...

And I broke a 10+ year vow:

Not to go to the kitchen.... I caved.... ( literally ) I am weak...

Went in just after 5 pm on a Monday planning on watching the shift change to see if there is
take out available on the change. ...