Pandora's Adult Cabaret

I am just a sick dirty bastard. What can I say? I am decent looking, rich and have a lovely wife. Yet for some reason I like doing the nasty with old…

I’ve been on a SC sabbatical, except for an experience with a Kittens reject at Aurora Ave’s (no, I don’t want to talk about it). My recent…

Take it Tuesday Got the opportunity to pop in Tuesday afternoon. Layout hasn’t changed. Place is still a Coke product house. Typical afternoon, with only one stage being used. Most…

Was on my way home and decided to stop by and see one of my regulars. Parking lot was pretty empty with only a few cars in the lot. Went…

Went in on for a little Sunday funday time in the evening around 10pm. There wasn't too many customers maybe 6-7 but I like visiting clubs when it's more chill. I paid…

Went in Weds afternoon to see what was new. Not much is new. Same familiar faces in dark places. Easy parking, nice bathrooms, two different modes of transportation for…

Haven't been in awhile but had some time to kill so I dipped in for happy hour on Friday. I remember the 5-7pm window has often been dead, so I was surprised…

I stopped in to see a longtime friend. She has been mostly absent but has been making a comeback. $21 ,to get into the club. This include a soda. This review will…

Went in on a Friday afternoon, which I find isn't always the best time, but this afternoon worked out. First, the club: $21 entrance fee, plenty of parking, two stages but only one…

Came in on a Sunday afternoon and there was plenty of parking available. The club charges 21 dollars to enter which comes with a soda. They have two stages but typically only…

Decided to visit on a weekday and chose Tuesday afternoon. Paid the usual entry fee ($21 which included a drink) and took a corner table as the middle ones close to the…

I figured I would hit pandoras on a fine Saturday morning. Prior to embarking on my trip I contacted my favorite legendary dancer and arranged for an early appointment right when the…

Happy hour about 5PM Cover charge $21 instead of the $10 for happy hour. No problem. I asked and it seems that the VIP rooms still cost the same and happy hour is…

First time back for a few months. First thing I noticed was the price increase -- now $21 entry/drink, even in the early afternoon. But on the plus side, the…

Visited the club on a Saturday early afternoon. Paid the new rate and had a drink. Club was slow from a PL stand point at least up front only one other person…

My New Year’s resolutions included more traveling, eating healthier, half marathon & more hobbying. At the top of my hobby list was fav Pandoras so to check off a box. Best ROI…

General club details; $21 cover includes a drink. This is a dumb number, and it too much. You enter on the corner of a long rectangular room, main stage is dead ahead,…

Decided to try Pandora’s on a Monday afternoon. Monday is not usually the day I visit so I wanted to see if I can discover something nice/new. There’s plenty of info on…

I had preset appointment for everyone’s favorite Monse and we got right to business at the usual rate of 180 + the ever increasing room fee of $70. Pandora’s is probably my…

Had time to kill on an early Friday afternoon some time ago, so decided to drop by. The general layout has been spammed to death endlessly, so in brief: plentiful parking, some cars…

I found myself in the mood for some Christmas cheer at pandoras. Prior to heading to the club I touched base with the dancer know as the legend and confirmed she had…

Here I was in the club. It had been a while so I was pretty anxious to get the party started. Let's see, I saw Monse, Adore, and Cartman, whoops…

This review was my xmas gift to myself. Rolled up to Pans. Seattle clubs ate full service clubs. Vice does not bust the clubs and the clubs ate ok wiyh women providing…

Going to the club around the holidays be hit or miss. But I decided it might be better than black Friday shopping. Plus I had an out-of-town guest asking about…

Housekeeping: (VIP Rooms on both sides, two stages, dark lightning and a clean men's room) non-smoking Parking lot was full, had to park next door at the bar that opens once a week.…

I had some time to spend at Pandora's on a Monday in November. I arrived early in the afternoon about 1:15. Rates have indeed gone up and it is now…

I went to Pandora's last Monday around 7. Standard logistics: $21 entry, dances are $40 or 3 for $100. 2 stages, 1 main stage, a bunch of chairs, lap dance area, and $70…

Scheduled a morning flight home instead of usual evening flight and wasn’t babysitting a coworker. So I planned a leisurely evening at my two favorite Seattle clubs. Started at Pandora’s. I…

I Cambodian. English not first language. Club details; $21 cover to get in. It include drink. This bullshit price. It too much! You enter on the corner long rectangular room. Main stage…

I went in around 1:00 PM on a Monday. If you want to know the state of the club or its bathrooms, there are plenty of reviews for you. The club isn't…

I was heading to visit a friend in the northend and bit early so decided to check out Pandoras. Reviews have been mixed but curious if any new hotties. Parking lot…

Stopped by pandoras on a Wednesday at about noon. The price of entry has gone up a couple dollars. Seems to be par for the course . Ordered my “ drink” and…

Went in the afternoon and saw white pieces of paper with black markers plastered all over the entrance area. They were to remind people of the price increase. The only places I…

Went on Monday afternoon mid month hoping to get a chance with some great options as described in previous messages, but it was not to be. Luna, Sativa, Ava, Sierra, Martina, Harlow (evening…

After a long absence, I dropped by a couple of times recently. The first time was during a power outage. At first, it seemed kind of weird but they were…

Short and sweet post, just like the girl I'll call out at the end. Basics: Evening visit, cover was 20 (few weeks ago, just before the increase to 21 for days, haven't been…

General club details; There is a $21 cover to get in. It includes a drink. This is a bullshit price, and it too much. You enter on the corner of a long…

Came here on a Sunday shortly after opening. For some odd reason the club doesn’t open until 1pm compared to 11am the other days of the week. Gods day?…

Stopped by one evening after a night out and wanted to see the latest lineup at Pandora's to see if anyone was interesting. Cover $21. It was not as busy as I…

To my brothers at tuscl. Seattle Clubs and Pandoras are full service clubs. No one gets fired for what is reported here. Cops do not care. I heard one of my…

Love going to Pandoras off lake city way and this visit was no different. You pull in from LCW and into a small l shaped parking lot around the building. Head in…

I was on a business trip to Seattle. Stopped by around 5pm. I travel to Seattle several times a year, and Pandora's is the one I visit every time. This time was…

After a fruitless trip to the Lake City Deja Vu, I headed south for something a bit more reliable: Pandora’s. Layout: Upon entry, 2 stages directly ahead, lap dance area to the far…

I should have checked the local concert schedule before showing up: Basic layout of Pandoras as it's been covered plenty of times, nothing has changed. (2 stages off to the side, 6…

I went to Pandora's on Sunday around 1 pm and paid $15 at the door. I sat down and the club was fairly empty. I only saw one other customer, and three…

Popped in early Friday. Really surprised that right at opening there might’ve been 10+ cars in the parking lot. I thought either this means there’s gonna be a lot of dancers working…

Today was my last day in Seattle, but before I went home I was going to stop by Pandoras one last time. I had to be at the airport by 3pm so…

About a month or so ago. Headed in not too long after open on a Saturday. Couple cars in the spacious parking lot (spacious during the day, at least). Think this was before…

This is the first time in a long time . I stopped in about noon. The parking lot wasn’t too full so didn’t expect a lot of people. Paid the entrance fee,…

I arrived at about 6pm happy hour. 10 or 11 dollar cover I don't remember I handed the girl 15 and told her to keep the rest. I took a seat at…

I arrived at Pandoras a few minutes before 5. Had I waited a few more minutes cover would have been 11, but because it was before 5pm I ended up paying the…

I wanted to try this place at night. The cover charge was more than the day time. I think it was $20. This time, they were using both ends of the stage…

2nd night at Pandoras. I arrived at about 6:50. Happy hour so cover was 11 dollars and tipped the cute blonde waitress/door girl 4$ for my water which was free. I…

This was my first time at Pandoras, first time visiting Seattle as well. From reading the reviews here on Tuscle I had to see for myself what all the fuss was about…

Stopped by on a Friday around 8pm. The parking lot was full, even the handicap spots. I had to park next door. I get the feeling a lot of customers park next…

About a month ago I stopped by Pandoras on a Thursday afternoon in October. Instagram indicated that Angel and Anya were planning to dance that afternoon and so I decided to…

General club details; There is a $15 cover to get in. It includes a drink. You enter on the corner of a long rectangular room. The main stage is dead ahead. The…

I usually roll solo, but ended up coming through Pandora's at the behest of old college crew in town for the big UW game. The club is conveniently down the street from…

Went on a tuesday and very few girls Amari, Madison, Paisley, Monse, Mandy (I think, taller girl with man mades and tatoos), Ally, Martina. Parking lot was maybe a 3rd full.…

It was out on a rare weds night and decided to go to the pans for some humpday fun. Got to the door, was asked for my ID, which was new to…

For a Friday night, there were surprisingly very few guests. That just meant my favorites were generally available! There were several standouts that are regulars. I’d recommend dances with most girls, if…

Went in last night around 9pm. I'd last been there about a year ago, at which time I was less than happy about the quality of the girls (too much silicone, too…

Decided to go in on a Monday because had some time to waste. Pulled into the parking lot which had around 6 or so cars in the parking lot. Went…

Located on the northern outskirts of Seattle, in the suburbs, this single storey building is set back from the road, with plenty of parking. The car park seemed very full, but…

I wasn't planning to make a trip to the club but messaging some guys on here too much and got Pandora on the brain. Not complaining. Showed up around lunchtime.…

Obligatory club info for newbies and out of towners, regulars can skip the first long paragraph (mostly copied from my earlier review, not much changed): this is one of the more popular…

Went in on a Thursday mid afternoon with a specific type in mind - young blonde fit spinner. Quality of dances etc were secondary to the image of what I wanted…

This is my first time going to Pandora (or any strip club in Seattle for all that is worth) so I went with the plan of not spending much. I wanted to…

This was my third club of the day on my whirlwind Seattle visit. You can see my visit to Kittens at that page. Let's just say it was disappointing. Then went to…

Oh man. I have been going to this place more and more. It is $10 to get in. They require you by a pop. That is $5. This place is north part…

"Initial details of the club that people tend to crave. Right when you enter the cashier is to the immediate left. A velvet rope blocks your way and Either the waitress or…

I read reviews here and was skeptical of both this place and Kitten's but decided to go for this as it was closer. So glad I did. It was one of the best…

Tuesday afternoon visit about 3pm, in the area so figured since it had not been a visit since June, should see what if anything was changed. This tuesday was a few weeks…

Initial details of the club that people tend to crave. Right when you enter the cashier is to the immediate left. A velvet rope blocks your way and…

Decided to go to this club based on suggestions from another site. $15 cover up front and one long stage with 2 poles as you walk in. Only half of the stage…

Strip clubs are like casinos. You can leave satisfied with a full pocket or broke while getting less than you would if you had never stepped foot in there to begin with.…

General club details; There is a $15 cover to get in. It includes a drink. You enter on the corner of a long rectangular room. The main stage is dead ahead. The…

I stopped by on Friday early in September and arrived a half hour before Happy Hour hoping to take advantage of the discounted rate for VIP. I was there from about 4:30-6:30.…

I could not say much that is good about my visit to Pandora’s this afternoon, other than it got me out of the rain. Ladies gave hard upsells across the board to…

Before the UDub game on Saturday, I said to my buddies let’s tailgate at a stripclub. Only one of buds was a taker while the others wimped out. Parking lot was…

Well I read another review and tried to get in to see some of the new talent like chyna, chanel or Liz, but missed again. I looked at IG and noticed…

Its a hidden gem in Seattle. Lots of variety, lots of patience and some nice selection of boobs. Entrance is a $20 , and you get free soda. Please has a couple of…

This was a Friday evening (about 6:00) visit that wasn't as good as hoped. I had heard that this was a great place to go, but this trip wasn't what I…

Went in to Pandora's about two weeks ago on a Saturday afternoon. Paid the entrance fee, got my free soda and had a seat by the center stage. There were about 6-8…