Houston Dolls Cabaret Reviews

Stopped by Houston Dolls this past Sunday afternoon. Was simply in the area and wanted a few drinks and perhaps some fun. This club is a bit dated and a tad dank. Not dirty by any means but it could use a little updating.
I have always been a bit...

This is the first strip club I have visited since moving to Houston so I can not speak to it versus other local clubs. Most of my strip club experience has been in the Portland, OR area.

Anyways, I had checked the board read the reviews and decided to give...

So I had a great time on my previous trip here and I happened to be near the club on a Thursday night so I decided to stop by.

There were a few more dancers than there were on the Sunday I had been here before, and the girls I spoke...

This was my first visit to this club. The club was decent overall. I went on a Friday afternoon and the cover was only $5. The club looked pretty clean inside. It had two stages with about 15 girls working. I was pleasantly surprised by the number of decent looking...

After reading the reviews of Houston Dolls, I was excited to visit. All previous reviews are accurate and represent Dolls well.

This is a high mileage club - or at the very least compared to other clubs around the country is high mileage. My problem is that I did not...

I walk in and the place is really dark. There's no other customers. Only one bartender/waitress was there. Drinks were not weak and the prices were normal. I got a jack & coke for $6. A beautiful brunette came out and asked if I wanted a private dance. I agreed....

It was ok for the money. The girls are average for the area but nothing I would take pictures of. If you have never been to a gentlemen club it would be a nice start. Cost me 10 bucks to get in so not to bad there only stayed for...

Went on Thursday night a lot of spinners walking around 20 dollar dance. Had my eye on a young short haired spinner. Had to chase because theya re busy and don't really come to you even though you tip on stage. Asked her for a dance and she took...

Blech this club is a dive. You can get a full ride here but it is no bargain. The private spaces aren't so private and they are dripping with grunge, I wouldn't want to take my pants down and put my bare ass on any of the surfaces there. The...

Definitely a step down in class from St. James, which is very close to this club. The cover is only $10 as opposed to $15 at St. James. I went on a Sunday evening around 11 PM, and there were about 10 dancers total from what I could...

Second time here, great club. Very relaxing club with a lot of really hot girls. Some of the girls aren't the best but there are plenty of good ones and they all seem to be very friendly. None of them push hard for dances but make it more than worthwhile...

I arrived about 8pm and the club was pretty much dead. Around 9:30 it started to pick up. Overall there were only 2 or 3 girls that interested me and the other girls were maybe a 6 or 7 at the most. This was probably the most low pressure club...

This is really a YMMV club. Sometimes I go in for a visit on the way to the airport and wonder why I bothered, other times this can be the best club in Houston. For the first hour or so I couldnt get a girl to come near me and...

Very good club and very little pressure from any of the girls. Most of them will joke around with you and just hang out but they won't pressure you for a dance but the dances are very worthwhile compared to a lot of clubs...at least that was my experience. Semi-private...

Girls were all very friendly, some had a lot of tattoos, some were more classy/well put-together than others. Got a dance with my man and saw a girl one booth over doing something illegal on her knees, wasn't expecting that. Overall I had a really good time. The drinks were...

After reading the reviews about this place I was not too sure if I wanted to stop in while in Houston for some business. So being bored on a Sunday night I decided to go and check it out. Walking in I didn’t expect much but the reality was I...

Stopped by after work with some time and money to kill. Sat down after walking in the door and going through the metal detector. The cute waitress came up to take the $5 cover and an order for a $5! bottle of water. Not a whole lot...

In town for a conference and had some free time to visit HD. The metal detector was a first for me, but it is Texas after all. Overall the experience was just ok. The outside of the club was shabby, and inside was a bit dingy. ...

Got to this club around 8 p.m. Had never been there before, so decided to try it instead of St, James, which was already a known quantity and only a couple of hundred yards down the road. For a $10 cover, I figured I would do a quick...

After walking in from the bright sunny outside, I couldn't see a thing except the stage, a few TVs, and a bar in the distance. Had to stand by the door for a minute or so before I could make out a safe pathway to the bar. Miller light was...

Stopped by here on a recent trip to Houston. Picked this over St. James as I was right off of the golf course and wasn't quite as put together as I wanted to be to go to search.

It was pretty quiet in there. Some cute dancers. Some who weren't that...

I decided to stop by on a Monday night as a departure from my usual spot St. James which is right down the road. The appearance from the outside isn't very nice but the place is well lit and on a busy road so you're car feels secure. ...

I stopped by on a Sunday evening about 7pm with a couple hours to kill before a meeting. There was no one working the door and the metal detector was turned off. The waitress, who was cute, friendly and attentive, collected the $5 cover. There were...

Stopped by on a Friday evening to kill time since I was flying out early next morning. Dancers were friendly and not near as pushy as other clubs like Treasures, Rick's, St. James. Had nice convesations with four dancers during the course I'd about three hours. Bought each of...

I was coming into town early one evening and decided to stop by and see what it had to offer. The reason I picked this particular club was because it was convenient and just a short detour off my route. I went in and after just a few minutes was...