Reviews

Decided to kill some time here on a Thursday evening. Club is located in a strip mall besides other businesses. Sometimes there is mandatory valet parking. Even if you park yourself, you may be charged…

Same as in previous reviews, it is a $5 entrance fee which is paid when you get your first drink before 7 pm. Smoking allowed with no pasties on the girls. As for…

Decided to check out Houston Dolls tonight first on my way to St James. This club isn't bad but not super impressive either. There are definitely some hot girls here though and also some that…

Went to SJ first and was surprised, by how much of a disappointment this place was. Cover was too much and very dull inside. Outside they had a security guy with a gun, and a…

I went into this place expecting to enjoy myself on my day off from work. I don't know if it was just me but the place seemed very dark inside it wasn't run down and…

After visiting SJ down the street wanted to try this one also. Like SJ you must pass through a metal detector since this club is also outside the city limits dancers don't have to wear…

I have been here on five or six occasions over the last two years, including twice within the last six weeks. I have always felt like this was a high mileage, low pressure place,…

First of all i have to say i like this place, low pressure, high mileage. there are usually four or five nice looking dancers and private dances are easy to get and fun. they have small…

Well id passed this place several times and always wanted to stop. Smaller Club than the "church" down the road and it sits in a strip mall with a Vietnamese food place and an arcade.…

Horrible dancers. One grossly overweight and another one crazy skinny, not pretty either...tipped one hispanic girl (a 6, the best there), got cold response. Two of the five dancers were black. The waitresses are hot…

I stop in here a few times per year and the level of fun varies. On my most recent trip it seemed that the quality of the dancers had increased dramatically. This club is in…

This place can be one of the most complicated places to club at in Houston. Sometimes the girls are there to work and make everyone happy and sometimes well... they all want to hang…

Went with my husband, girls were pretty nasty and we left pretty quick. He has has full service there before and I wanted to watch but I did not find any girls that I liked. He…

I went here with group of coworkers one night. The club was located in a small shopping center. I initially was reluctant to go in but everyone said this club was legit. The club is…

Went to Houston Dolls on a Sunday evening.. Ok it was Mother's Day & it explained why they were short staffed. There were maybe 5 girls total including a newbie waitress who just danced because there…

Decided to try Houston Dolls on a business trip as I thought the reviews sounded interesting. Probably won't go back. Arrived during the day, the strip mall is shady and the parking lot…

Stopped in at this place early on a Friday evening to see what was going on. The club is a little dumpy and the dancers are not in the upper tier, but they are friendly.…

the club is is a little strip center down the road from St. James. Parking is tough, i think there is a game room place in the same center. Valet is five bucks, you can…

Houston Dolls on a Saturday night is still pretty slow compared to St. James down the street. Parking lot was full so I had to valet, but it there did not seem to be…

I typically go to St. James and have a VIP membership, but I thought I would try HD. The decor is reasonable but the private rooms are run down - there were only a…

Enjoyed my night at Dolls. First time here, been to Treasures, fun but pricy and a tad too proud of itself. Been to the church, but they really cater to regulars and groups and I'm…

This place is your typical "dive" club. Maybe one step up. Located in a strip mall next to a hotel by the airport. Good place to stop on the way home.…

I was in town on a business trip, and I wanted to escape reality and have some fun. This turned out to be the place to do it. I went on a Wednesday night around 9:00.…

$5 cover, I think it used to be free. I have only been in the afternoon and there is no door person so you order a drink and they pop you for the cover…

First visits here in the last few months, as I went on a Friday afternoon then Saturday night. The club is a bit of a dive, but I give it an 8 physical rating…