Reviews

I arrived on a Monday afternoon. The club is located on a major road with an open parking lot, so there are no safety concerns in the neighborhood. However, there’s no privacy getting in and…

A Thursday late afternoon, about 5:00 pm, visit. The usual cost applied, I.e., $10 got me in the door plus two Cokes. There weren’t many cars in the parking lot implying few patrons, and that…

$10 entrance fee paid to bartender get two non alcoholic drinks(afternoon) BYOB Rectangle bar takes up most of the room. Not a lot of room to walk around $30 per dance for 4 minutes. Bathrooms…

Hadn’t been to the Pink Palace in a while and was able to stop in for maybe an hour on a recent Thursday early afternoon. It’s been described 1,000 times, but bright pink building off of…

Visited the palace again on a weekend and it was packed. Lots of options. At the entrance stop to handle the cover of $15 which gets you 2 soft drinks included with the entry. The…

cannot count how many times I have visited this place over the last 15 years or so. It’s very hard to bring any new intel or content at this point. But, I did…

Great selection of girls tonight around 4pm when I arrived. Spend 2 hours. Brought a 6 pack in. Finally met Devon She has a great body and is super friendly but not overly pushy. she…

Stopped in for the first time in a while found the club strangely empty. With only 4 guys around the bar, it seemed a lot of the dancers scheduled that day (according to the recorded…

This is my review for two visits on Saturday right after opening about a month apart The building exterior and interior has has been described many many times and never really changes. I would refer…

Went to the PH on Wednesday for a little hump day fun. Place is a pink building that’s dark when you first walk in. Circular bar with barstools for seats that basically go to the…

Stopped by the PH on a Saturday a few weeks ago. Called ahead to hear the lineup which is fairly accurate but not 100%. Place has been described so many times that I’ll save you…

As you know this is a pink and black building located on rt130. Rectangle shaped bar with bathrooms to the left and DJ booth to the right. I went here on a Friday evening around 5:30.…

Stopped in after work on a Tuesday around 4pm. It is a bright pink building off 130 with a large free parking lot. Daytime cover is $10 and includes a water or soft drink. Bartender…

Lucky me there was an ejector seat installed in my barstool this visit. I had to escape. The evening started off okay. Half the day shift was there, which I've come to expect. Playhouse is nothing…

Coming back to this joint much just be a force of habit at this point. With all the price inflation these past few years, I do appreciate having a place to just go and…

Location: 3-4 milt from major highway close by few car dealerships. Roads were a bit crowded at 4:30pm when I went, has own parking lot which was 1/3rd filled. Safe Neighborhood was mixed with houses…

It had been a long time for me between visits to the PH. This is actually a tale of two visits, which ultimately resulted in a nice rendezvous with Isabella. Club details at…

The establishment sits off 130South and is easy to find in Burlington, just looks for the pink building lol. The 1st Friday is each month, the club hosts a Nibs and Nips event opening the…

Hit up the ol pink house this afternoon. Going here over the years has always been the same. First of all, I came in and paid my cover to Margie. She is probably the hottest…

Stopped in for a visit. Paid Maria my $10 cover, giving me entry, and 2 non alcoholic drinks, to this BYOB. The bar was not busy, but there were a decent amount of girls working.…

Playhouse is a Pink Building on Rte 130 not far from Burlington Turnpike exit. There is plenty of free parking. When you enter it's pretty dark. There is a long rectangular bar that…

The playhouse has been reviewed plenty so I’ll keep the description brief. It’s a pink box off the side of Dr 130 in Burlington. Not too far from Babes Nola. It’s a square ish…

So I stopped in at The Geriatric Handy Factory the other day because I was in the area and needed to destroy my self-esteem. As @TheSingularity noted in his review, the bathroom is awful, with…

So post-holiday adventures had me over on the Jersey side of the river, and that led me to see what, if anything, I've been missing at the Geriatric Jack Shack in the years since ive…

I half expected the parking lot to be empty when infirst pulled up at around 12:15 on a Saturday. I had never been to a gentlemans club before and this spot was the closest…