Playhouse Lounge
​1205 US Route 130 N Burlington, NJ 08016

first time being disappointed, but not sweating it

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fjarvitz
May 15, 2025, 12:18 PM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

The usual - pink building near the dealership. Dark inside but your eyes adjust. BYOB or a few complimentary waters/sodas with your cover. I think the cover was $10 this night. Bathroom to the left, not clean but usable.

The place was emptier than usual. A half dozen girls or so and only a small handful of customers.

I got a dance from Sweetie. Not a bad dance but after two songs there wasn't really an indication of the usual PH finish. So I declined a third. I don't know if she would have if we kept going but she wasn't really pushing the idea or trying to upsell it.

I got another two dances from Zoe. She tried to upcharge 100 for the standard finish on top of the dances or 200 for a BJ. So I declined that as well. I think she was a little drunk. Her breath reeked of cigarettes and her kissing was all over the place, not in a good way. It was like getting your face licked by a puppy. I ended up with lipstick stains all over my shirt that I had to wash out by hand.

Both girls were hot but I don't plan on taking either of them back again. After spending $120 on four dances with no satisfaction I decided to cut my losses and live for another day.

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