Reviews

I've been to enough clubs to appreciate Torps all the more. We all know it's about the almighty dollar, but many of the dancers come across as more sweet and less money hungry. I really…

I decided to stop by Torpedos with some friends the other night. I hadn't been there for about a year, because I live out of state now. Basically Torpedos is the only game…

Have not been here for a while so stopped by for a quick beer and to see some dancers. Nothing much changed since last visit, typical NJ bikini bar. The girls are average, couple of…

I visit Torpedo's occasionally, most recently on a late Monday afternoon. There were the usual Brazilian and Russian girls,3 on stage at a time. They were mostly 6's or 7's, but there were a couple…

Went to Torpedo's noticed that it was mostly brazilian and russian girls. Talked to the Russian girls, said they shifted between Paterson NJ strip joints. Most of the dancers seem uninterested in what they were…

I've been to Torps several times, and it's always pretty much the same. The Russian dollar parade is constantly in full effect. Generally 15 min sets, and the girls will make the rounds…

Have been here a few times and the place is pretty average. There were a lot of Russian dancers who are true dollar parade pros. There are some pool tables to help pass…

Went there several times recently, Wed and Friday nights. Plenty of woman, most of them good looking, but a few chunky ones. At least half russian and a few black and white locals.…

Had no other place to go so stopped by Torpedo's to see some dancers, have some cold beer and get out of the sun. All was accomplished! Club was a stage wrapped by a…

Very easy to find on Main St, and just off of I-287, and easy parking nearby. Seems like a reasonably safe area. No cover. Drinks are cheap and I got lots of…

A couple of visits during a recent trip to the area. In the afternoon it was mostly cute brazilian girls. Not that busy so plenty of attention from the girl, but the inevitable dollar parade…

Torpedos is a safe, local, blue collar mens club. During the day there are 6 or so dancers, mainly hispanic, Russian and Brazilian. The girls are solid 6-8s and are freindly. You can sit down…