Squeeze Lounge Reviews

This is a half way decent club. I went after a night out in the city and found the experience to be satisfactory. It is a little tight inside with a rectangle shaped bar in the center. The place was clean and the patrons where a little thuggish but not...

I was in town for a family get-together and decided to stop in for a beer and a grind with my cousins. I grew up in NJ, so I already knew had low expectations and they were met. I still don't understand why NJ bars serving alcohol make them...

I went to Squeeze on valentines day with my girlfriend after another club was a dud. This was our second visit as we had a decent time during our previous visit. You have to find street parking (if they have their own parking lot I am unaware at the time...

This club is Bikini only, no nudity. Some clubs flash but not this club. Overall, I would say the overall look of this club is pretty nice. However, once it gets packed its really hard to find a sit by the bar, so plan on standing. If you do wanna...

This is the worse club around the manager there mike is a racist he's being sued for sexual Harrisment the club over all is very ghetto the bartenders are to busy danceing around and not paying attention to the customers. the upstairs v.I.p rooms are available for sex the quality...

I was in Hoboken to visit my buddy whom I had not seen in quite a while. rather than go to the usual bars out in Hoboken he suggested let's go to this place. I was here a year ago and posted a review. however since he insisted on going...

It is a pretty uninspiring club. Not nude and every dance you will be expected to tip dancers as they walk around. Compared to midtown Manhattan not as classy and dancers not as attractive. A few of them looked like they wanted to be somewhere else. 3-4 of...

I went to Squeeze about 9pm. Only a handful of customers at that time. I stayed for a couple of hours and there were many more customers by the time I left. When you walk in you enter into a large room with a high ceiling. ...

Took one of my good friends here to enjoy a little pole / lap dancing for his birthday. The place is a big rectangular bar with stools and a rectangular stage in the middle for the dancers. The girls here are not topless, they have micro-bikinis on. ...

I was in north Jersey on business and my hotel wasn't far away, so I decided to stop by.
There's not much good to say about this club at all. I got a beer and sat down to check out the action. There were 4 dancers, 3 Latinas and 1 Black...

i see this place all the time as i pass by everyday while riding a bus coming back from the job. i finally decided to get out of the bus and check this place out. have to say i was pretty disappointed. walked in and ordered the mandatory drink and...

The place is very close to Lincoln Tunnel and parking is bit tricky as usual. I circled around and found a spot in the neighborhood. There were 3 girls and looking decent. I ordered a drink and it was expensive. The decor of the club is pretty cool and recommend...

I've danced at Squeeze on a few Tuesday nights. Tuesdays are basically "hip hop" nights so if you don't like loud rap music, you won't enjoy yourself. Most of the girls on Tuesdays are Spanish. I think there's one white girl and occasionally some black girls show...

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Dropped by today @ 3pm, to see this club which opens around noon. The club is located in a major intersection leading to the lincoln tunnel so parking has to be secured on an off street site. Though the bartender informed cars are for the most part safe...

It's a bikini bar, but that being said, I enjoyed my two visits there. With no cover and $5.50 bottles, and no drink minimum, getting in won't cost you much. The bartenders are nice. They'll get your drink and not take it away before you're done. They'll also change your...

Great Club, will most probably be going back again. I arrived pretty late just past midnight. Dancers where all pretty hot, there was at least 10 girls on the stage behind the bar doing there thing. The dances in the back room where pretty average for $20 a...

It's true. The bouncers here are a little too vigilant for their own good. The dances, as a result, are pretty lame. $20 for what? A half-assed (no pun intended) grind and a stream of excuses about how 'the bouncer is watching'. The girls are cute though. A lot of...

The lap dances are not private. In fact they suck realbad. There is not a lot of mileage and a lot of talk about security guards, etc. Way too many steroid goons as there is too much security walking around. Some of the girls look nice, but lots of other...

Stopped in for a couple of hours on 9/15 for happy hour. Club is very nice in appearance. Bartender was ok mostly spanish girls which is what I expected and was looking for. Very few girls hurt the rating from me it was Friday and I saw only 6 different...

I recently moved nearby and decided to check out this place. The layout is ok, a big oval stage in the middle with one to two girls dancing on it (depending on how busy the place is). After they dance they walk around to each person at the...

Have not been there personally but have heard this place is dive that is hit or miss. I am thinking about going there sometime since there is a lack of clubs near the western waterfront of the Hudson. i am sure there will be loaded with Latin women...

Been working in this area and never knew it was right around the corner.

Went in at happy hour and found it a nice club with decent looking woman. Still looking for a full touch place in the area.

Had a dance from Kerry and found it to be decent for...

Not too bad of a club though there is no nudity. I went on a Friday night but it was raining and cold and a little dead for a weekend. Just the way I like it. I first got a dance from a tall redhead- forgot her...