Squeeze Lounge
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1820 Willow Ave Weehawken, NJ 07086

I went to Squeeze on valentines...

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clg789
Feb 23, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

I went to Squeeze on valentines day with my girlfriend after another club was a dud. This was our second visit as we had a decent time during our previous visit. You have to find street parking (if they have their own parking lot I am unaware at the time of posting) but we didn't have much of a problem. I love that the cover is free for men but my girl did have to pay a $40 cover fee. It was $20 the last time but I guess they charged more since it was V-Day. Squeeze isn't very large and can be a bit uncomfortable when it gets packed but we found seats at the bar, which wraps around the stage. The drinks are average club prices, I tend to buy only a couole beers and get change for my bigger bills at the bar. There is an area in the back for lapdances which, in my opinion is quite spacious.

The majority of the dancers are Hispanic with the occasional, black or white girl. They're all gorgeous in my opinion. Some of them seem to have fake asses which is a turn off to me though. Both times I visited I've noticed that a lot of the girls straight up ignore me if I'm near my girlfriend (who loves strip clubs). I guess they may not want any drama but I feel like we wouldn't even be there if it was going to be an issue. A dancer who gave me a dance actually told me she didn't want to cause any problems with my lady. Some of the women also act like they don't even want to be bothered with you even while they're taking your money. I understand preferences but I think they can be a little more tasteful about it.

I did enjoy myself very much despite those annoyances. The DJ plays only rap music which the girls twerk to. I love rap and I love twerking and I personally don't think there's better music to strip to. The lapdances are $20 and vary in quality with each dancer. Most girls do let you touch them and some even encourage it. It's not nude but when your grinding on my lap I don't really care.

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I went to Squeeze on valentines...