Squeeze Lounge
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1820 Willow Ave Weehawken, NJ 07086

It's a bikini bar, but that...

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boobywatcher
Oct 25, 2010, 12:00 AM
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It's a bikini bar, but that being said, I enjoyed my two visits there. With no cover and $5.50 bottles, and no drink minimum, getting in won't cost you much. The bartenders are nice. They'll get your drink and not take it away before you're done. They'll also change your bigger bills quickly. It's a clean club with a single main stage entirely behind the bar where three dancers dance at all times. Clientele seemed reasonable with no scumbags or disreputable characters. Overall a great place to visit, even if slightly cramped at times.

The dancers are hit or miss in terms of appearance and dance quality. Most dancers are 6-7s, but you get an occasional 4 and the occasional 9-10 so it evens out. Largely white/Eastern European, but a few Latinas, and one black and one asian. I got one dance from a completely disinterested brunette with an average body and that was a waste of 20 bucks. I then got a great lap dance from a drop dead sexy Latina with a full and perfect ass. Thick ass, but not remotely cottage cheese or anything. Just naturally blessed. My next trip I got a couple dances from a tall skinny Russian and it was great. You're not going to get to feel any tit there, but the latina and russian both moved really well and were right up on me so i really had a good time with them.

I went on a Saturday night then a Thursday night the following month. Each time 30-40 patrons with about 20 girls on duty. There's always a girl walking around seeing if you want a dance, but a pretty low hustle factor. It's really close to home, so I'll be back soon

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