Not worth it

I was in town for a family get-together and decided to stop in for a beer and a grind with my cousins. I grew up in NJ, so I already knew had low expectations and they were met. I still don't understand why NJ bars serving alcohol make them keep their tops on when almost every other state in the country at least allows topless. The best part was the dollar parade as you get to visit for 15 seconds with all the girls working that shift. The worst part was that there wasn't a single one of them that I wanted to spend more money on for a private dance. We finished up our beers and headed across the river for better times.