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So I've been pursuing a cute dancer with adorable itty bitty tiny little tits. She's older than I usually like (22) but the little head is in lust with her. I just texted…

In a typical visit to a club where stage tipping is common and you are not sitting at the tip rail, what dancers do you usually tip on stage:

A. your favs or ones you…

I didn't think it could get worse but maybe it has. Jill Stein. Simply ripping off Bernies platform but taking it a little further.

1. She would not have killed Bin Laden but…

This is for non-extras lap dances, VIPs, etc. (or if you only do extras dances, say so in your reply)

1 = Yawn
10 = Her grinding should get me hard or make me LDK fast, she…

Baby stripper lives in Detroit but started stripping in Jackson. She wanted to feel out the scene and didn't want anyone to know. Now she wants that Detroit money. She was suppose to be at…

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What a cut-throat world. What are some brands that someone mentions that you totally forgot about.

I have some:

Nokia (phones)

Palm (phones and digital planners)

Circuit City (aka the shitty Best Buy)

Plymouth / Mercury / Pontiac /…

It seems there are three types of dancers in this world:

1. Wants to do the minimum and stay away from your junk.
2. Will do just enough, give a vague grind to your lap area.
3. Will…

I'm at the club the other late afternoon. A fairly attractive mid-20s dancer asks to sit by me and I agree. First she starts talking about the discipline problems her daughter is having…

several months back i went to this apartment an agency sent me to and fooled around with the whore. after i got off we talked, i asked her what else she does for work other…

Hi Guys,

I will relocate to Portland OR. I have been to the strip clubs in Atlanta, GA and Bridgeport, CT. I prefer the two-way interaction style. If you have been to the strips like…

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What a fucked up and wrong article. First off yes dancers are not employees because that makes more sense when it comes to income. Paying out more money comes with being considered an employee. Being…

Im in the Ft Worth area in Texas and I am what you consider the 'thick' type I know because of my body my clubs are narrowed down to more urban clubs since I'll have…

Not Artificial Intelligence, but Allen Iverson. Now in the Hall of Fame:

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Didn't even need practice: youtube.com

Just needs a little tweaking

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In Dallas this weekend, anybody got advice or if anyone is headed out and want a partner let me know.

are any of you guys or ladies mongnamius? i certainly am not. and certainly lopaw ain't. I love many.

I was reading another thread where a poster postulated "let's say the dancer - customer ratio is 1:3..." It occurred to me right there that we have drastically different expectations -- that…

I had a friend call me in a frantic yesterday telling me that her small home town club where shes been dancing for a bit had a fight. When the officals arrived on scene it…

Brilliant! ;)

Headed to Denver on business Monday morning and will have a couple of free evenings during the week. Looking for advice/suggestions on where to go

Well I've reached a new milestone in my mongering, I officially have a CF. So much so, that at this point I'm kind of like, what is the point of going to any other club…

Q. What is the ideal weight for your mother-in-law?

A. 4.7 lbs including the urn.

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Not every stripper but the strippers that give their phone number out just to make the guy think she likes him so he will keep coming to see her make no sense cause eventually the…