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Why can't strippers learn the alphabet?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Why can't strippers learn the alphabet? A.…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2

Q: Why should you never buy a dancer a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove....

TrentonPhantom7 yrs ago 8

Police and Thieves

Police and thieves in the streets (oh yeah) Fighting the nation with their guns and ammunition Police and thieves in the street (oh yeah) Scaring the nation with their guns and ammunition From genesis to revelation, yeah The next generation will be hear me All the…

imeVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 10

“A very funny solution to immigration by Comedienne Kathleen Madigan” ~ “I said

“There are easy answers to things but no one thinks of them. We don’t have to build walls we do have too make laws I said we turn illegal immigration into a reality show where we vote people in and vote people…

CJKent (Banned)Veteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 3

So Sad

Ride-share mistake led to death of SC college student: https://wsvn.com/news/us-world/chief-ride-share-mistake-led-to-death-of-sc-college-student/

Papi_ChuloElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3

Why wouldn't the postage stamp commemorating strippers stick to envelopes?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Why wouldn't the postage stamp commemorating strippers…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2

Who was looking for Chanel in COI?

Saw her name up on Synn's roll call today. Go enjoy

-me7 yrs ago 10

4 new articles posted

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Papi_ChuloElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1

You see a stripper and her boyfriend go by in a car. Who's driving?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. You see a stripper and her boyfriend…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1

OT: Duke looking into allegations that Nike paid Zion's mom

Duke University said Saturday it was "looking into" allegations that star freshman basketball player Zion Williamson's mother was paid by Nike. California lawyer Michael Avenatti tweeted Friday that Nike executive Carlton DeBose bribed Williamson and other five-star recruits to attend schools…

Papi_ChuloElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 5

Typical OTC

I have a friend that I had lunch with today who is recently divorced. We were talking about clubs and he and I are going out to 1 or 2 in the Chicago area next week. We then discussed OTC…

steeldog65Contributor7 yrs ago 5

Funny lol

Funny how I destroyed an airplane shitter yesterday

JuiceBox69Elite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3

tuscl articles... revisiting some of them.

“ Random Thoughts & Musings on Clubbing, from a year (or so) in the game.“ a good article. i’d comment on it butt it is closed to new comments.

JascoiVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 3

What did I miss today?

Looks like a bunch of gay jokes

MackTruckContributor7 yrs ago 2

Portland 2AMer.

PORTLAND, OR (KPTV) - Police are investigating a shooting that left a man dead in southeast Portland early Thursday morning. At around 1:54 a.m., officers responded to the Dream On Saloon, located at 15920 Southeast Stark Street, following multiple reports of…

shadowcatElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3

what would you do if this guy was staring at you while you were getting lapdance

Weirdo at a traffic light https://imgur.com/gallery/irCiRoa

MackTruckContributor7 yrs ago 2

"First song of a thousand for Patty...."

I'm not sure what I heard here, but it sounds like maybe some sort of internal joke. At this particular club, each lady is normally on stage for three songs. At the first song, the DJ says something…

RyanWilliams647 yrs ago 5

Hi @skibum

Do u wanna ski together Ok

future POTUS and Senator in training7 yrs ago 4

Sunset Strip bust, where's the holiday spirit

POLICE: Four women arrested for prostitution at Sunset Strip Exotic Dance Club in New Windsor after neighbor complaints. Waiting for more information, this is the kind of news I hate to read.

wellhungsac420Contributor7 yrs ago 22

Dallas 2AMer.

DALLAS (CBSDFW.COM) – One person was killed and another wounded after a shooting near the Dallas Cabaret strip club in Northwest Dallas. It happened shortly before 5:00 a.m. on Walnut Ridge Street near I-35. There’s no word yet on what led to…

shadowcatElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1

Houston 2AMer.

HOUSTON, Texas (KTRK) -- Two men were found shot to death inside a Mercedes-Benz in the back parking lot of a strip club in southwest Houston, police say. Police are at the scene of Club Onyx in the 3100 block of…

shadowcatElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2

I think I noticed another change. Please confirm

When you make a comment and hit back it goes back to the main room instead of the page where you wrote your comment. If I’m right there won’t be any more accidental double posts.

BoringLoser7 yrs ago 2

Man acquitted after brawl outside Vancouver strip club

Brawls outside strip clubs are not brilliant. https://vancouversun.com/news/crime/man-acquitted-after-brawl-outside-vancouver-strip-club

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1

Why is a stripper like an instant win lottery ticket?

Q. Why is a stripper like an instant win lottery ticket? A. You only have to scratch the box to win.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2

New Year's Eve, Cleveland style

This has nothing to do with strip clubs other than 3 of the 4 dive clubs within a mile of this incident have closed, 1 because of a murdered dancer. Finished the year with a bang, actually a few of…

440vikingElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 5
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