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Once in a while we post threads about some of the funny if not odd club names - came across one in yesterday's reviews that def caught my eye (it was the first time the…

How many of you looked at the top 100 list?
I just looked it over and wow how is that list compiled.
I get around the country a lot and have been in maybe 16…

Life time member and a five year contribute..I have noticed the average tuscler spends $5,000-$20,000 per year

Just realized that if one saved up $50,000-$100,000 with a decent quarter return on interest one could club from…

Say what it is, and if you don't mind say how much it cost.

My ex CF lives in LA, she took a trip to New York. I paid for her flight roundtrip (hotel included). It…

I have a news flash for you: there is no god.

Would a just god let you hairless apes fuck up the planet the way you have. Either god cannot perceive how fucked up you are,…

Between 1999 and 2013 I played an average of 50 rounds of golf a year. In 2014 I played 95. In 2015 5 and this year 5 and I am not taking the…

so i remember once going to this offsite dancer party held at a particular location away from the SC a few times. plenty of girls. i liked this spot whenever they planned to do a…

do you believe 'em or not?

what are they usually whispering to you?

the one i usually hear is that they're getting wet.

is it me or have dancers cheating johns outta lapdance money slowed down a bit these days?

like, yes, it happened to me earlier this year: gave a chick a $20 and asked her for one…

what's been your experience with big boned and skyscraper broads at the SC?

do tell...

Oh joy, this fool is back. I count at least 4 of his spam threads. I'd like to meet this idiot and pack his fudge. I mean, like, who of us would ever…

I thought about returning to a club where a girl had recently pissed me off.
I wanted to tell her off.
But, then I remembered.
She's a stripper.
Her life already sucks.
I win.
Besides, I wouldn't want…

Fuck....omg. Thank you TUSCL no more blue balls. No more dry spells. No more being beholden to a single girl's pussy. This was way better than the last. Tried that no kissing bullshit.…

Is the girls that ugly that you need a side event to attract business ?

What's the purpose ? Is it like a mailing list ? Club Lust going to text me deals ?

Is it to replenish my strength or what ?

I have it on good authority that he makes Shit up

2 Months undercover at a Burger King in Maryland because of rumored drug sales at the Burger King parking lot. The sales totaled less than 10 grams of Marijuana and 2 morphine pills.…

Sorry no link, but I bet SJG will provide one. Right SJG?

Sorry I can't provide the link, but my buddy SJG will. Right SJG?

How did I ever miss this? Right SJG??

Sorry no link but I assume SJG will help out on that.

If you could pick your top 3 women to sleep with who would they be? Living or dead, when they were 20 even though they're 50 now, doesn't matter.

No honorable mention, you…

Juicebox and Nina
Went to bed
Juicebox rolled over
And Nina was dead

Hope my fans enjoy this easy read of my experience of club follies this past Saturday.

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