I swear she was 70 years old. Bad fake tits. Sun weathered face of leather.
Yet she said she would suck my dick and I could cum in her pussy for $200.
Bam. Deed done.
I am pathetic.
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2 wks ago · 1 min read
I swear she was 70 years old. Bad fake tits. Sun weathered face of leather.
Yet she said she would suck my dick and I could cum in her pussy for $200.
Bam. Deed done.
I am pathetic.
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You want a medal? If you're good, you're good!
Did she take out her dentures and give you a gum job?
Of course if anyone would, it would be you. I've seen 60 year olds I'd fuck, but not 70 year olds.
@ThePuddyTat You haven’t met some of the high end broads I have.
@Hungryhunnypot What's the oldest woman you've fucked? Or would fuck?
@ThePuddyTat I met Christie Brinkley last year. 71. And believe me I would have fucked her sideways if she asked me to.
@Hungryhunnypot I just looked her up. She is a GILF.
I guess that's two of us, but the one I had was only 60-something. She was absolutely the oldest I seen with two pierced nipples.
I have seen a few hot 70yrs, but it is mainly girls that is gung ho on fitness & health so their body really only looks about 50 or 60. Most generally about' 60 is the peak.
@thepuddytat
"I've seen 60 year olds I'd fuck, but not 70 year olds."
Hahahahahahha
@stripperlover777
There's no fucking way that brunette is in her 60's.
@ jaybud999 : : funny, yeah that girl is hot, I just post random hotties of the girls, but maybe someday I can bang a 60 baby
Note to self, don't read discussion posts, especially Barista thread openers, so soon after eating.
@sfrsox I hope you were at home when you ate and then read this. Can't imagine explaining the whole story to a team of paramedics standing over you afterward.
@sfrsox You would do it too.
$ $ $ 💃💃💃 the dancers I've seen at mi | strip clubs hasn't been over their 40's
Geez, now I'm starting to picture Granny from "The Beverly Hillbillies" giving guys happy lappies.
Damn you, Baristafan! ; P
💃' @ PhantomGeek : ✓ Not directly related, but 'The Beverly Hillbillies' strikes 'Little House On The Prairie' & 'The Dukes Of Hazzard' Cheers~ @ Daisy, Nelly & Laura ~ All those girls still look hot even aged now! Dolly Pardon stayed hot all the way till she died, & look @ Denise Austin, physical fitness from the 80's won her body as well ~ Elizabeth Hurley is @ 61, hot as hell 🔥 Simple health & fitness with a happy lifestyle goes a long way
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