I am thinking of buying a stripper a car

Haven't we been down this road before?

tuscl.net

Anyway since I didn't post in that thread, buy her a fiat but make sure you and she know how to start it.

No

Just don't do it

Buy something cheap that gets her around if you really want to buy her something. Unless you're trying to actually be a "sugar daddy" with all the bells and whistles, why spend any more than you have to so she'll keep putting out?

Pay cash and don't put your name on anything.

You already made a thread on this? Different dancer or just repeating topics?

I agree do not sign for something. If you have the cash and can buy a used and gift it to her, go ahead. Make sure she handles the registration and insurance. If the dancer has an LLC, it may be tax deductible. That is a gray area of the tax code.

Really now, some of you guys actually believe this is a legit thread, SMH!

^ Oh came on what possible reason would Baristafan have to make up a story

Lol

Desperate ass loser. You deserve to lose whatever she is going to take from you.

how did she end up in a situation where she doesn't have a car to begin with?

once you buy her the car, she will constantly turn to you to a) get it insured b) get it repaired c) get the maintenance done -oil changes etc. d) give her gas money d) handle any traffic tickets she will get

it's a bold gesture, and i'm sure she'll appreciate it, but it will become YOUR albatross. so you'll end up with the upkeep of the car AND giving her money for dances and VIP on top of that.

"Really now, some of you guys actually believe this is a legit thread, SMH!"

It's the Internet and I'm bored. What difference does it make if it was supposed to be a joke? Baristafan needs to work on his jokes or he'll keep accidentally spawning interesting threads.

Baristafan is a millionaire so none of the risks matter to him