To the assholes that keep messaging me,
My wife is not a whore or slut.
She is a beautiful , good woman with morals.
Just because I am a degenerate does not mean she is.
No, you can not fuck my wife. No, she is not into Mexican men. Quite the opposite tbh.
No, you can not see nudes of my wife. I have never taken nudes photos of her and never will.
Fuck off.
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🔺 no worries, they are just jealous coz you have strip club game, they wanna jack you & play head games but they be crazy, instead of being obsured with you & your wife, they need to get their ass to the strip club & support our strippers! No head games score with Baristafan & if you can't be a strip club monster & talk your game, get lost!
i'm going to guess he just like strange pussy. I'm not criticizing. I stayed true to my wife until she accuse me of seeing another and that was at my age of 61. That's point 32 years of marriage. At that point I told her this is it. I ain't taking more I split from her and it's been wonderful ever since! Yes certainly is expensive. court ordered spousal support. And yes after 11 years it's starting to get old. But the judge ruled spousal support until death. I'm still alive and I am shocked that she's still alive in her extremely poor health.
I should've edited a little bit because Siri fucked it up a wee bit
@Jascoi ape, what you have to understand is that @Baristafan is a delusional weirdo pervert. He is not like you or I…y’know, a good salt of the Earth normie (which you seem to be) or a globetrotting Jack-drinkin’ anthropomorphic lion (which I am!)
The reality is that Baristafan probably isn’t married. Wait…maybe he is married and his wife is the girl that was begging for me, the vulture, and the shark to rickbang her. If that is his wife all I can say is there ain’t enough Jack in the world to make me wanna touch that chick with Skifredo’s dick. ROAR!!!
Wait…wait…wait…
That sort of makes it sound like I might be willing to be in the same room as Skifredo’s dick. The rick don’t want nothin’ to do with no Fredodick.
Wait… I’m not making sense here. Must be that I ran out of Jack and have been drinkin’ my bud Jose. Jose makes me say crazy shit. To summarize:
I may be weird a delusional , but I am very married.
Since when has it been legal to marry a goat in Washington state?
My wife is beautiful. Please do not insult her.
You're wife must be a saint.
She is. I am fucked up.
Poor lady
@baristafan my friend if you claim to be a cuckold… that is exactly what a cuckold is. A guy who has a wife that fucks other men.
@rickthefag Fuck off
and I'm left in the dust...
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