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Question for the strip club nomads

Ok I've seen some guys on here who are straight up strip club nomads. Who just go from town to town reviewing clubs indefinitely. Like a fking wandering titty vagabond, just the open road and every strip club along the way.

No clue how those guys get into a financial position in life where they can do that. But hey that's none of my business to question the ways of the strip club wayfarer.

I have a question for those guys, if any of them happens to see this:

Since you, as a worldly nomad, have the personal data bank of having been to a wider variety of strip clubs than probably most people on earth:

Where are the hottest girls?

I mean, I know they're at e11even in Miami and probably in vegas and san diego, all the normal places you'd expect the hottest girls to be.

But I suppose a better way of asking this question is, where were you SURPRISED to find hotter girls than you expected?

Like some small town where it feels like there must be something in the water to produce all these stunners?

Is it just wishful thinking on my part that a place like this may still exist, hidden away in some rural corner of the midwest or something, and everyone has been ignoring it but when you enter the place there are 9s everywhere you look?

Genuinely curious.

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gashgang1

With the ups and downs of economy, and seasons at clubs, and dancers looking for better clubs, and new and retiring dancers, it's a constant change. The best you can do is follow all clubs socials and get dancers socials and you'll kinda get better sense of where to go. When a club can pull in from several colleges, but be near enough to a city, there's a chance

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wallanon

"But I suppose a better way of asking this question is, where were you SURPRISED to find hotter girls than you expected?" Off the top of my head. I'll give it more thought later.

  1. Raleigh, NC (this was the town that made me up my hobby game)
  2. Manville, NJ
  3. Detroit, MI (that whole scene there was a total anomaly)
  4. Huntsville, AL
  5. Columbia, SC
  6. Marieville, QC, Canada (hot high mileage girls from the whole region)
  7. San Antonio, TX (Charles Barkley was wrong)
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Nobodygtyu

Paging @Muddy , clearly.

For me, I'm not at the level of a Muddy, but once or twice a year with some money saved up I'll make a vacation of it. Check out a city I haven't been to before, do some tourist stuff, try out local food, then hit the clubs at night. I'm not necessarily interested in finding hidden gems in the small towns though, I'm hitting big cities and checking reviews here on TUSCL to make sure I'm going to clubs with good reputations for looks and mileage. But I do agree it does hit a bit different finding hotties and high mileage dances where it isn't necessarily expected, for me that was Louisville KY.

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wallanon

I also thought Louisville was a better club than I'd expected, but TUSCL had tipped me off to it. There's some places that I went (Detroit) expecting girl next door types doing all the dirty deeds, but turns out there were genuine hotties all across town putting in the good work. It was crazy. In LA I was expecting that. In Detroit I was not.

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Manuellabore

Not a genuine nomad like Muddy or Sinclair, but get around a bit while travelling on business, mostly throughout the Northeast and eastern Midwest. Not a secret among those who follow this site, but, in the broad territory described above, Providence hits above its weight with 5 SCs of varying quality in a city of 200K population. I've not experienced the SC scene in meccas like South Florida, DFW, DTW or the West Coast, but Club Desire in PVD is a standout as far as quality-to-value proposition in the territory I work in, and there are several mid-to-lower range options in close proximity.

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TherealBudBundy

Interesting seeing Louisville getting named dropped in this thread. I'll be in Chicago and Indianapolis this summer, and gonna finally hit up the wonders of East St.Louis in September (daytime shift only). Maybe I need to take a Detour to Louisville when I'm in Nashville in October......

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sfrsox

Please visit Dollies in ESL and leave a review. I’m very curious if/how it has changed

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TherealBudBundy

Maybe. I've got Scarlett's Cabaret mainly in mind for when I make my way back to St. Louis.

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ww

How does one define “hot”?

Also, it really doesn’t take much money to travel to different cities to club. You can even do it for free if you work for an airline.

Finding the time to do it is more difficult than finding the funds to do it.

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wallanon

"How does one define “hot”?"

I check out a chick, weigh the evidence, and wait for the jury in my pants to decide. Those subjective truth seekers don't define the law but they definitely interpret it lol

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Nobodygtyu

@TheRealBudBundy whether you make it out to Louisville or not, my main advise is to definitely not waste any money at the two Nashville SC's. Their definition of high mileage is your hands on their hips, or with the right "wild" girl her ass.

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Manuellabore

Curious about Louisville. I've tried a few places there. I'm a big fan of Pussycat Lounge for high-mileage action but the place is a complete dive and the talent is mid-range at best. Only "high end" place I'm aware of is PT's Showclub downtown, but the pricing for VIP is stratospheric, the LDs are tame, and the talent isn't all that

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wallanon

Louisville to me was more of a pleasant surprise than a town that wowed me, but I thought the clubs were pretty good. PTs I went to but I think there was a club I liked better. I'll look at my old notes if I can find them, but the club I liked the best had 2-3 quality dancers on shift. But I chose poorly and took the brunette who I thought would put out to VIP...where she proceeded to annoy me and try and upsell me. The much hotter blond I got to try when she freed up offered me a HJ on the spot and OTC, but I was only passing through town and running low on time so that was a blown call lol...

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TherealBudBundy

@Nobodygtyu

that's what I've been hearing,

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Nobodygtyu

@TherealBudBundy it's true dude, save your time and money.

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shailynn

I’ve seen a lot traveling for work. I think the hottest girls overall are in PHX.

My two favorite cities to club in are Detroit and Toronto because of the “liberal” lapdances. While the dancers looks in both cities are good, they are not exceptional. There are lots of beautiful women in Toronto, but the top tier ones are working in the spas, not the strip clubs.

Shocking to me: one of the most boring cities (to me at least) is Dallas.

Most surprising: would probably be San Antonio - always have a great time there.

Notes: I’ve been to many clubs that have excellent line ups and have been bored because I didn’t connect with a single stripper. On the other hand I’ve been to dive clubs where the lineups sucked with the exception of one hot stripper which ended up making my night great. It often only takes one to turn a dull night into a great night.

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chiefwiggum

I've only been San Antonio once and it was great. The pasties were the only turn off, though to be fair, at least half of them removed it upon request.

"But I suppose a better way of asking this question is, where were you SURPRISED to find hotter girls than you expected?"

Hip Huggers in Indiana (but my last two visits were down like the rest of Indiana). Also, Northwest Indiana in general was pretty hot pre-Covid and a little bit post covid (well really just Industrial Strip and Scores or now Polekatz) and then massively downhill now.

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skad1

Surprisingly enough you'd be remiss to not throw Dayton, OH into the conversation.

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Muddy

It's a lot just fun going on new adventures. That's sort of the whole point is to find out exactly what your asking for yourself. With OTC you kinda try to make it happen anywhere. Mileage wise in the club some highlights are gonna be the metropolitan areas of LA, Dallas, Houston, Tampa, Miami, Detroit, Toronto.

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BASP

Brother I fit the category of a nomad who has an adventurous night life. However, you need to break down specifically what you mean by "the hottest girls" because we all have different tastes in shapes, sizes, and colors here. What is the hottest look to you and I can give you some help with that.

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