Best Strip Club City 2026

Even so far as homers go, this Dallas glazing is getting out of control. When someone else can post an objective list I might have an opinion then. Do you have any criteria you used to rank the cities?

I looked at the Top 40 club list and that's also looking a little suspect. Some of those clubs look like they should be on a warning list not a top club list.

@ sfrsox: Thoughts?

@sfrsox

@whiskers13!: I know your probably too busy getting laid right now, but thoughts?

@Muddy

@minnow

Ooh, I got this...

1. Nashville
2. Cincinnati
3. Vermont

😜

So while trying to find out if there was a city called Vermont, I ran across an article that says the entire state of Vermont only has 10 cities.

Yeah nobody can take this guy seriously anymore.

here we go yet again...

Someone tell me about Flash Cabaret in Soflo?

I'd probably go

1. Dallas (on reputation, mostly)
2. Houston (on reputation, mostly)
3. Detroit (on reputation,, mostly)
4. SoFlo (on personal experience)
5. Vegas (prices too high, or it would be higher)
6. East St. Louis (on personal experience)
7. Philly
8. Seattle
9. Phoenix
10. Austin

Crap, forgot about Atlanta and Tampa, they're probably top 7

Worst compared to city overall has to be

1. Nashville
2. Boston proper
3. NYC

Maybe LA 4

LA has so much civvy pussy, I would almost never go to club there

@wallanon Wait, Vermont is a state? Huh...who knew? :)

@sfrsox: I meant Gold Rush Cabaret in Miami, I wrote this quickly while drunk. Sorry for the typo.

I’d probably add Spearmint Rhino LA to that LA list. Small, pricy, but good talent and extras can be had.

ATL is in a rough patch right now but at least deserves an honorable mention

It's one of the problems with there being so few guys left who post regularly and have done the circuit. I've seen all those towns and clubbed in all those towns, but not recently enough to put a list together. When I went to SoFlo last year I had a good time, and in some of the clubs the girls were very hot, but nothing that was better than the best strippers back home. But I also don't club in a backwater so those clubs can still pull real talent. I suppose I just got lazy.

Back when I'd clubbed in over half the US and had the most reviews on TUSCL (that was before I took a 5 year break from posting here) I realized there was no point. I'd seen all I needed to see to level up to where I needed to be for how I hobby. Sure I'd find the occasional dancer to have lights out sex ITC or OTC, but most strip clubs aren't great. And once you get outside of the truly great clubs what makes or breaks an average club is whether they've got one of their top girls working. None of the towns on the two top lists so far I'd argue, but I'd probably change the order.

Thanks @sfrsox for the Atlanta mention. Definitely in the top half-dozen SC towns.

@Rod84: Sorry forgot to add Rod84. This guy knows his stuff. Knows the ins and outs of the Miami area clubs.

Crazy to include all the ripoff Vegas clubs and not Chicas. Or to even include Vegas at all and completely leave out Atlanta 😂

In terms of Atlanta, I’m not a fan of air dances. Pink Pony and Tattletales are notorious for the girls giving air dances. V Live I’m not a fan of. Sad that Cheetahs is closing.

Pawg patrol, I agree Vegas takes advantage of the tourists that go to their strip clubs. But, you have to show respect to Sapphire and Spearmint though just for their sheer size and number of strippers working there.

Terrible ATL take. Tattletale had $10 grinding lappers for years. Vivide still does. TT has had $20 air dances for a shorter time period than VLive changing its name 5+ years ago. You can still get FS at either. Cheetah is one of the most notorious for air dances and its closure will just make hot dancers relocate to higher mileage clubs.

I said they’re known for giving air dances, I’m sure give some grinding. There’s a reason they’re known for being air dance clubs. Read the reviews, look how many people have given bitches money to stand in front of them. What a waste of money. Air dances should be illegal. It disgusts me. Those clubs suck. Low mileage, mid tier talent. They’re small and dingy. I’m used to these big, grand nice Dallas clubs, so Tattletales, Pink Pony, V Live, Cheetah look like shit to me. Sorry, just being real.

You went from being sad Cheetah was closing to it "looking like shit" at the drop of a hat. You claim Vivide is small but can't even get the name right. You're definitely being real... real out of your depth.

I'm starting to think @Nobodygtyu had the right idea 🤣

I’m sad cheetah is closing because they have good eye candy (hot girls) and good food. You don’t root for clubs to get closed down. The exterior of the building does indeed look like shit though. The other Atlanta clubs suck too. Who cares whether or not I spell that trash club Vivid correctly. I don’t care enough to spell it correctly. That club is irrelevant.

"You're definitely being real... real out of your depth. I'm starting to think @Nobodygtyu had the right idea 🤣"

Sometimes less is more lol.

The term "Best" is highly subjective and you might get 10 different lists from 10 different men according to their criteria. My criteria are:

-Proportion of attractive white dancers in the metro area's clubs. -Permissiveness of the local laws and ordinances relating to the clubs. -Total number of clubs in the metro area. -Close proximity to nearby towns with more even club options.

Myrtle Beach Raleigh Huntsville Denver Tidewater Area of VA (Chesapeake, Norfolk, Hampton)

Most clubs in the legendary locales of Florida, Portland, Atlanta, have a dearth of thin, white dancers since many of them went to OF and to other online platforms during the pandemic. Moreover, heavyset or sometimes obese women from other demographic groups have replaced them in that service niche and it has not been the same for me since. I can tell you that formerly great areas for what I looked for were Florida (Southeast Florida, Tampa, Orlando, Jacksonville, Daytona, Pensacola), Portland, Philly, Richmond but they have all since fallen never to return unless cataclysmic economic ruin repopulates the industry with conventionally attractive hotties looking to make ends meet.

Dallas Strip clubs are better than Atlanta’s strip clubs.

@Ilovehotwhitestrippers I have yet to visit Dallas, but I might settle there for awhile if the clubs are as you and other describe them.

Huntsville is underrated, and it's basically the only strip club town worth going to in Alabama unless you're ok with air dances from hot chicks. Birmingham had great looking clubs with smokin hot dancers, but at least while I was there mileage was tough to come by ITC. I heard Mobile was supposed to be decent but the only club I went to near there was a waste of time. Raleigh's also gotten a bad rap, but you can't be a brokie and do well there. There's always Fayetteville for the Raleigh cast offs. Unless they've hit hard times I thought Greensboro and Charlotte had better club scenes than Raleigh.

@BASP: The Dallas clubs are as good I and others describe them. Check out Baby Dolls Dallas when you get here. Many other great clubs too.

If we are taking spending under 500 per night and hanging out with 8s and above plus good extras, then Northern New Jersey is a worthy mention. Towns like Paterson have tons of quality clubs. You ain’t going to get the best facilities, but a good time is almost certain.

1. Miami/ Fort Lauderdale
2. Dallas/ Forth Worth
3. Las Vegas
4. Portland
5. Los Angeles
6. Houston
7. Tampa/ Saint Petersburg
8. Atlanta
9. Detroit
10. New York City

Miami and Dallas. Houston and Atlanta are terrible these days and Vegas is in 3rd place.

Tampa, Portland, Los Angeles are all okay-ish.

Any list that excludes Philly is unreliable. Are there top tier bougie clubs in Philly? No! But, due to rhe various levels of clubs in Philly, the city deserves some love.

Portland? Really??!!!!!??? The feminist hairy armpit capitol???

Vegas, I suppose, deserves a spot merely due to size of clubs, and quantity of girls, but I wouldn't club there more than sporadically.

NYC also is underdeservingz

^ undeserving

Jacksonville is truly underrated. 2 high mileage nude clubs, 12 bikini bars, and a Twin Peaks haha.

@PAWG_Patrol

2 is not a quorum

^ I haven't explored every bikini bar yet, but there are extras available at some. 14 clubs is more than your average city.

If you count all 5 boroughs, NYC has ~20 clubs according to AI. Sounds about right. Still, on the per person ratio, Jacksonville wins by a long mile

@Reachme Especially since Manhattan has that weird hang up about not being able to touch dancers tits. And some of the most expensive VIP prices in the country.

I like that JAX typically doesn't have a VIP tier and you just pay LD cost + whatever the dancer wants for extras.

Still, though, not even arguing for JAX to be a top 10 club city. Definitely an honorable mention. But ATL definitely deserves top 10 IMO.

I'll take 2 solid clubs in a city vs 20 NYC clubs.

Does best mean also the city itself? I'm stuck in a conference room or with a bunch of engineers and consultants during the work day so I don't get out much to see the city. Also, I like to gamble, and if a city doesn't have a good casino nearby, then it gets lower points.

When I hear best city for strip clubs, I focus on the clubs itself: hot girls, cheap prices, lax attitudes, GFE level service.

That being said, Chicago and New York do not belong on any list. In my recent experience, this is my list:

1. South Florida
2. Phoenix (if you're willing to throw out more dollars, I think Phoenix might pull ahead)
3. Tampa
4. Detroit/Dearborn/Inkster
5. Mississauga (not Toronto which I find lackluster); also beware the GPS
6. Dallas (maybe it's me, but I'm not even getting offers at Baby Dolls)
7. Austin (this last visit was great)
8. Providence
9. Houston
10. tie: LA/Orange County and Vegas (too expensive).

Honorable mention: East St. Louis - shit town, and I've heard it's way past it's prime, also, I've never been. ATL - was super over-rated my one visit. I had really one good dance and that was it. NJ - bunch of mechanics, looks dropped significantly. Tuscon (would be higher if girls were hotter). Based on looks only: Montreal.

I do want to try Philly, but if it's like my last trip (albeit super brief) to NJ, then I'm in no hurry.

Atlanta is the Air dance capital of America.

@PAWG_Patrol, CORRECT, Manhattan clubs VIP pricing is ridiculous. Btw what do you expect from the most expensive commercial real estate in the country. And 300k millionaires living here. Those 10 Manhattan clubs are for those guys.

@Ilovehotwhitestrippers You misspelled Orlando 😂😂

@Reachme Yeah too many millionaires and billionaires in NYC. Shocking Rick's is still $20 a lapper. But their dancer quality was way down last I visited.

@PAWG_Patrol, Rick’s NYC is not alone with 20 lappers. Vivid and Flashdancers midtown also charge the same.

As far as dancer quality, it goes up and down tbh. I was there around Christmas time, and it was a ton out of hotties. In fact, I met probably the hottest stripper ever (to me) on that visit. Then I came back 2 months later, and it was full of 40yo milfs. Then I came back this month, and it’s full of 25-30yo Latinas. This is all mid week, early afternoon visits…