What is the best strip club city in 2026? And going forward?
My opinion:
- Dallas is the best strip club city by far. Major city in the US (Welcome to Y’all Street, not Wall Street, Y’all Street, beautiful city, great upscale city with a beautiful skyline, not too expensive so Strippers can get a nice apartment here!), Best strip club in America located here (Baby Dolls), High mileage city, Incredible talent here.
-1. Dallas: Best strip club in the country in Baby Dolls Dallas. Chicas Locas Dallas, The Men’s Club of Dallas The Lodge Dallas, Spearmint Rhino Dallas. Other good clubs: Pts Men’s Club, Clubhouse Dallas, Silver City Cabaret Dallas, Spearmint Rhino Dallas. Amazing city.
Other cities: 2. Houston: Treasures, St James, TMC Houston, CL Houston, Ritz, Colorado 3. Vegas: Sapphire, Spearmint, Maybe Palomino, Treasures, and Crazy Horse 4. Miami: Diamond Dolls, Cheetah PB, Booby Trap PB, Tootsies, Flash Cabaret, Scarlett’s, E11even, Deans Gold 5. Detroit (For FS): Flight Club, Landing Strip, BT’s Executive
Honorable Mention: 6. Los Angeles: 4Play, Bare Elegance, maybe Plan B 7. Austin, TX: Yellow Rose, Red Rose, Palazio, Scarlett’s
NYC: Sapphire 60 Chicago: Rick’s Chicago
Thoughts?


Even so far as homers go, this Dallas glazing is getting out of control. When someone else can post an objective list I might have an opinion then. Do you have any criteria you used to rank the cities?
I looked at the Top 40 club list and that's also looking a little suspect. Some of those clubs look like they should be on a warning list not a top club list.