Considering the bad hygiene of so many dancers in NE Ohio if I opened a club here, by default I'd have to call it Smelly Kittens.

BTW, considering the large portion of overweight dancers I'd be inclined to change the name to Fat Smelly Kittens.

I'd be the kingpin of the premiere destination for plus size dancers:

THICCC

(Wouldn't work in all markets. I'm thinking West Virginia or Georgia. Or NE Ohio, apparently 😂)

The One Eyed Snake

Jones BBQ and Foot Massage

The Y Diner

Backdoor Sports

The Jim

As in "Honey, I'm going to the Jim after work, see you soon"

The Titty Twister

Meat Wallet's

Titty City

Pussy Galore's.....for us Bond fans

Throw Me The Money!