Considering the bad hygiene of so many dancers in NE Ohio if I opened a club here, by default I'd have to call it Smelly Kittens.

BTW, considering the large portion of overweight dancers I'd be inclined to change the name to Fat Smelly Kittens.

I'd be the kingpin of the premiere destination for plus size dancers:

THICCC

(Wouldn't work in all markets. I'm thinking West Virginia or Georgia. Or NE Ohio, apparently 😂)

The One Eyed Snake

Jones BBQ and Foot Massage

The Y Diner

Backdoor Sports

The Jim

As in "Honey, I'm going to the Jim after work, see you soon"

The Titty Twister

Meat Wallet's

Titty City

Pussy Galore's.....for us Bond fans

Throw Me The Money!

Has anyone ever opened a Wintergreen Buffalo? What about a Cinnamon Elephant?

Ass. Then it would inspire a reality online streaming channel that would eventually give rise to the #1 show on television.

Given it a catchy or fashionable name will achieve two things. First, you probably make a ton of money in a short period of time. Second, you will probably get busted in a very short period of time. A place with a catch name can probably attract interest of good-looking dancers, and may be easier to sell to clients who care more about status than value for their money. It will also attract unwanted attention quickly.

On the other hand, a place that has a name similar to a neighborhood bar, is more likely to go unnoticed for a long time. Yes, you will not attract the hottest girls or the biggest spenders. And the other hand you will be able to stay in business for much longer with a less drama clientele.

Shai are you opening a gay club? You know with a name like that cj is gonna want dick pics.

Takee Outee. But this might infringe on an Asian restaurant chain.

The 5 and Dime The 7-Up Club Little Bo PEEP's! The Tiki Hut Hidden Treasures Oasis

Naw, I don't think about this much

The Ballroom.

Mermaids, and the decor would have an aquatic theme.

Eager Beavers is the long established GOAT strip club name.

It would make a good youtube video to audition for a fake new club called Titty Twister, just to interview the freaky dancers who would show up.

I'd call it "Spinners," but then It would have to live up to its name.

Eager Beaver is pretty good too.

@viking2012 yeah I could see where that would confuse some but everyone’s one eyed snake needs to get petted, that’s why we go to clubs in the first place. Except for CJ, he tries to take dick pics in the bathroom.

Kitty’s place.

^ Sorta makes me wonder what the writers of "The Goonies" were thinking about when they named the pirate "One-Eyed Willie."

It’s not original… I realize that. It’s a club in pattaya. between walking Street and soi 6

Pipe Cleaners, Tool Shed, 24-hour Service Center, Bad Decisions, Risky Business, Too Hot for ICE, Honey Pot or Honey Jar, Desploogement (thanks Reverend).

Pandora's Box Grind House

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