The person I want doing my wedding

I spent a good portion of this past week out of town, going to Chicago and a couple other places. I stopped at Tuxedo's in Davenport, Iowa, and one of the dancers is introduced as "The Reverend ____". I just had to get a lapdance from her. It turns out she is one of those Universal Life Ministers. That might be a church I can believe in. I suppose its better than seeing a nude nun.