The fucking he gets for the fucking he got.

Feb 20, 2026, 2:06 AM

I don't think much about the British Royals, but Prince Andrew had a bad day today on his 66th birthday, and I bet he has not fallen asleep yet.

The BBC thinks about the Royals more than I do, and they concluded an article about him being arrested, and waking up to the fact his brother the King is not going to pardon him, with the following paragraph:

"Andrew celebrated his birthday 12 months ago as Prince Andrew, the Duke of York, Earl of Inverness and Knight of the Garter. Who knows what will have changed by his next birthday."

Up until last week his biggest worry was his brother moved him into the house at the Marsh Farm, which he found to be unsuitable accommodation. Today he was in a cell with only a cot and a toilet. And no Royal Wiper.

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FishHawk19 hours ago

This was for giving Epstein confidential information about British Trade. He may yet face additional charges about underage girls.

mogul198517 hours ago

^ yup

Studme539 hours ago

He supposedly shared trade information with Epstein. Prince Andrew was a trade envoy. I don’t know how strong the case is, there’s not enough info to say. He was also accused by a woman who said she was “trafficked” to the Prince by Epstein when she was 17. He settled a civil case with her. She subsequently died. Seems unlikely to me that criminal charges will brought related to the girl if it hasn’t happened yet. Be careful about the young dancers out there. It’s not easy to tell a 17 yo from an 18, 19 or 20 yo.

Rightfield9 hours ago

I understand he was charged for improperly sharing trade info. However, he shared that info to get access to the girls, no?

Studme539 hours ago

I read he was sharing it with Epstein to get his opinion/advice on investment opportunities in Afghanistan (maybe?). Both Epstein and the Prince may have had more sleezy motives. When the Epstein story first came out a few years ago there was a theory that he was a Mossad agent and he was compromising world leaders with a honey trap / blackmail scheme using underage girls. I don’t think that’s ever going to be provable at this point.

Studme539 hours ago

I’m reading Red Sparrow now, so I’m intrigued by the honey trap / blackmail stuff. Great book btw.