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I just fucked a midget

Baristafan
BaristafanVIP26292

6 mos ago · 1 min read

I can't saw I am proud. It was 500$. All safety. My cock looked big in her chubby fingers.

Fuck i am sick and pathetic.

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Electronman

What's next on your "Fuckit List?"

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georgmicrodong

Wet dreams don't count.

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PAWG_Patrol

At least you got the family discount

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Baristafan

Not sure I would do ot again.

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Manuellabore

Saw her advertising locally not long ago. Thought about giving her a try just for the experience. She does have a nice smile. Think I dismissed the idea because I would have had to drive out by the airport or some shit

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rickthelion

Imma just give my lion-y opinion Barista-ape. You can’t pull off this whole “I’m a wacko that fucks midgets” persona. The Juice-ape (may he RIP) could pull that shit off. He was also makin’ shit up (unlike the scrupulously honest ricks) but he could still make you believe that he hired a midget hooker, slathered her in 1000 island dressing, and went to frickin’ town.

Maybe you should come up with some plausible debauchery to highlight Barista. Jus’ sayin’ ROAR!!!!

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Baristafan

I provided her ad. I fucked her in Mountlake Terrace. Idk what else to say.

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