I can't saw I am proud. It was 500$. All safety. My cock looked big in her chubby fingers.
Fuck i am sick and pathetic.
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I just fucked a midget
Jan 9, 2026, 1:57 AM
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Wet dreams don't count.
At least you got the family discount
Not sure I would do ot again.
Saw her advertising locally not long ago. Thought about giving her a try just for the experience. She does have a nice smile. Think I dismissed the idea because I would have had to drive out by the airport or some shit
Imma just give my lion-y opinion Barista-ape. You can’t pull off this whole “I’m a wacko that fucks midgets” persona. The Juice-ape (may he RIP) could pull that shit off. He was also makin’ shit up (unlike the scrupulously honest ricks) but he could still make you believe that he hired a midget hooker, slathered her in 1000 island dressing, and went to frickin’ town.
Maybe you should come up with some plausible debauchery to highlight Barista. Jus’ sayin’ ROAR!!!!
I provided her ad. I fucked her in Mountlake Terrace. Idk what else to say.
What's next on your "Fuckit List?"