Never Tell A Dancer what you do for work

I ask them what they will do. So I asking me is no big problem.

Unless you met her previously when you delivered her Uber Eats.

Wear a three piece white polyester suit and tell them you're a chemical engineer. Print out fake business cards to prove it. That's step one in The System.

One of the very few times I had a good time talking to another PL at the bar, a total stranger to me, he said, “Let’s tell the were Hedge Fund managers. We got our stories straight and were really convincing. The word must have spread and the whole dancer line up was all over us. I ended up spending more than I usually do, but got an unsolicited BJ in the regular lap dance room from the hottest dancer in the club. A petite young beauty with a slim tight body, gorgeous face and big fake boobs.

I've actually gotten side gig work by telling dancers what I do. Sometimes they pay me, and sometimes they "pay" me.

Why? Lol

Man I tell em straight up let me known when you need a tune up. They know what it is. We exchanged services at times. lol Not with all of them but a select few.

Well I’m an accountant lol and these hoes somehow think that’s baling

I don't understand the point of the post. Why not? In my case, my job is highly specialized and I would be findable by someone googling; might take a while, but a photo would show up. So I make up something I'm familiar with and use that. But for most jobs, I don't see any harm.

Just say what industry you work so you don’t come across as a broke bum.

“I work in Tech” “I work in Finance”

My life out of the club is my life. Period

Many of not most dancers have children, so the fact I am a family law attorney is a benefit. I see dancers in court at least once a year.

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I've thought about writing down as many different professions as I can think of on small pieces of paper and throwing them all in a hat. Then I'd pick one at random before every club visit, and have to make shit up all night long about what it's like to be an insurance agent, a gynecologist, a farmer, an electrician, or whatever the hell comes out of the hat on a given day. And the first dancer to call me out on my complete and total BS would get a champagne room! 😁

At one club I went to, my favs told me there was guy who'd tell them he couldn't talk about his work, because it involved government secrets. They called him the secret squirrel guy.

I just tell them what I do.

Pizza guy. Then they'd want recommendations and stories and what not. And I'd just want to start banging my head against a wall.

Just a grunt at Wal-Fart. Most of them go, "Oh," and keep on dancing, very little chit-chat. Last one though started unconvincingly ooohing and aaahing about it, and I wanted to start banging her head against a wall.

I just tell them I’m retired.

I tell them, because it makes me a more interesting person in their minds, and that isn't bad.

They lie about their stage names. So do I. I like to pretend I’m a different person each time. I’ll even borrow details from the job of a friend. Nothing googlable. Just have fun with it. They don’t actually care. It’s just a way to pass time until you LDK.

I tell them I write reviews of strip clubs and strippers for work.

In the club I’ve had so many different jobs, fun times! Amazing when you ask a dancer what else she does besides strip!

I told one girl I travel and solve problems for various governments from time to time.

I work for the FBI. Federal Bikini Inspection

My goto is IT infrastructure construction management and consulting. Their eyes glaze over and that's it

Is that a suggestion or a command? No reasons given. It's purely a "to each their own" issue. I don't sweat it, and I don't lie, but don't share anything that would allow them to track me in IRL until I have gotten to know them well. My target demographic: Single moms with custody, aren't going to risk an extortion rap

I mention what industry I am in and no one seems to really care. It's not like anyone is going to confuse me with Elon Musk or somebody.

Say that Elizabeth Shue supports you by hooking while you drink yourself to death.