Stripper just sticking her ass in your face

To preface this conversation, I'm an ass-man. Always have been, always will be. I went to Fantasies just outside of Baltimore the other day to see if I could have a better experience with this RIDICULOUSLY hot stripper who I didn't have a good vibe with the week before. The first week when she did her stripper walk I asked about getting a lap dance and she says "I like you. The price is $70, are you ok with that?" I say yes and she says she would come see me. There was a bachelor party and she went to them, spent about an hour and a half there, I told the staff I was just waiting to get a lap dance from her before I left. After someone telling her this twice she finally comes down and says the price is $60. We wait at the entrance to the lapdance area before the song starts, so for $60 I have to spend time walking to the seating, getting settled, etc. The dance wasn't good, other than I said she pissed me off so I wanted to be mean to her and she said fine, so I smacked her perfect ass and she was cool with it. Asked about OTC and got "it depends" without the discussion going further. The next week I go there purposefully on a slow day and after her dance she says she remembers me and asks if I want a lap dance, and "because I like you" the price was $75. No thanks. So the stripper sitting next to me has a nice thick and bubbly ass that reminds me of this webcam model sugar baby of mine (btw get yourself a webcam model sugar baby from Colombia, you will not regret it), so I ask for a lapdance. She starts by putting her ass cheeks right on my face. Boys and girls, let me tell you I was in heaven. If you're an ass-man like me and you haven't had a stripper just engulf your face in her ass, the next time you get a lapdance from a woman with some thick meat in her backside ask her to park it bumper to bumper against your face. You might get a faint whiff of some butthole, but it's still worth it.