Are Unicorns Making a Comeback?

Last night, two different clubs, one a 19 y/o the other 22 y/o. Imagine my shock when neither had any tattoos, no un-natural hair colors, no piercings (aka no bull nose rings – how stupid are those), no body beautiful fat, and no children.

They were both extremely attractive and get this – they could both speak in entire grammatically correct sentences.

I don’t know if there are more out there or if this was just a dream but I’m going out there again tonight to see if I can find more of them in the wild.