Are Unicorns Making a Comeback?

Did you capture them? Study them? And release them back into the wild?

Among the unicorns I've talked to, most swear they'll never consider breast implants. I've even met a couple non-tatted unicorns who say their virgin skin will never experience the sharp point of the inker's needle.

Halle-fuckin'-lujah! if this trend continues, we may be on the cusp of a strip club golden age.

I know where one is but she is adamant about getting breast implants as soon as she can raise the money.

My experience with such unicorns is get'em while they're hot! They will either be gone in a few months or will start to harden into normal strippers with tats, piercings, purple hair, etc.

What gold said. The unicorn near me isn't inked up, but has implants and gone from sweet personable noob to full SS/regular game in about 2 months.

God I wish the dames would read this! Tattoos, piercing and bullrings are NOT sexy!!!!!! Neither is weed or tobacco smell

Had one the other day. No tats, only piercing was her little belly button jewelry, same color hair above and below. Just a pretty 24 year old girl with the perfect body the gods granted her with. Yummy 😋

I don't understand what message face piercings are trying to send. I hate myself? Fuck off? At least strippers don't usually go for those pipes in the ear lobes. If they really hate themselves and like pain they could bore holes in their teeth. But that probably wouldn't be obvious enough.

Unfortunately they will always be unicorns. By definition, rare and fleeting. Unicorns are temporary. They either become career strippers and get all skanked-up with tats, fake body parts, and piercings, or they leave the club and find another line of work, school, or husband/boyfriend to support them.