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SBF's Ex Could Get Years Behind Bars at Sentencing

Sep 24, 2024, 12:01 PM
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shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.

SBF's Ex Could Get Years Behind Bars at Sentencing

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Is she one of the ugliest people you’ve ever seen? This is the best SBF could find? Forgot about her and SBF until I read this article. How many years do you think she’ll get? For reference SBF got 25 years, which was probably not enough when you compare him to Madoff.

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Hank Moody

SBF is proof that all the money in the world isn’t enough to overcome being butt ugly.

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WiseToo

And she is only 29? She looks like she is 69+ She probably get a slap on the wrist.

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shailynn

I know she allegedly cooperated fully with authorities but one could argue her ineptitude was to blame as much as his arrogance. If this was a guy instead of a meek looking woman they’d get at least a decade behind bars even after cooperating.

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misterorange

I love a good butterface. I'll volunteer to give her conjugal visits, at least for a few years.

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gammanu95

If I had SBF's money, I would have slept with more porn stars and playboy bunnies than Trump could even name. I would have numbers to make Tiger Woods blush. Who knows? Maybe this homely, geeky girl is the world's greatest lay.

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rattdog

this serves as a perfect example that it's not always about looks. in this situation that sbf guy found the perfect mate when it comes to be like minded in committing crime, similar intellectual pursuits, etc. everything about her is perfect for him, except for the looks department, which i'm kinda sure that was all taken care of with wham bam rentals.

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Manuellabore

Formerly Carl Ellison You heard it here first

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rawhide2

She cooperated with the feds. All funds were paid in full back to investors due to the rise of BTC.

She will get a very light sentence and SBF will end up serving less than 10 years.

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Hank Moody

@ratt on the contrary this proves IT IS ALL ABOUT LOOKS. If you’re a 3 with $50 billion you still end up with a 3. Happily ever after, aside from the time in the federal penitentiary of course.

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rawhide2

she got 2 years LMAO

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JamesSD

Wasn't SBF banging her before he had money then moved on when he could afford better?

He's not handsome himself.

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misterorange

Well, SBF need not be lonely. He's got a new cell mate who's freaky enough to keep him entertained. yahoo.com

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chunkychicano

Fame and any sort of status will more than makeup for any physical shortcomings… i saw a ton of ugly and fat football/baseball players with hot chicks… ugly and skinny basketball players with hot chicks… in college many frat guys who were ugly or fat or both, again with some of the hottest chicks.

With some girls even being a DJ or drug dealer will help

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Hank Moody

I don’t see Pete Davidson as especially attractive either, but a number of women have told me he is attractive in a freakish kinda way. Who knows. He is also reputed to be packing an anaconda, so there’s that. Kanye was certainly very pissed off about the size of Pete’s package and bitching about it on air when Pete was with KK.

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