SBF's Ex Could Get Years Behind Bars at Sentencing
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SBF's Ex Could Get Years Behind Bars at Sentencing
Is she one of the ugliest people you’ve ever seen? This is the best SBF could find? Forgot about her and SBF until I read this article. How many years do you think she’ll get? For reference SBF got 25 years, which was probably not enough when you compare him to Madoff.
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last commentSBF is proof that all the money in the world isn’t enough to overcome being butt ugly.
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And she is only 29? She looks like she is 69+ She probably get a slap on the wrist.
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I know she allegedly cooperated fully with authorities but one could argue her ineptitude was to blame as much as his arrogance. If this was a guy instead of a meek looking woman they’d get at least a decade behind bars even after cooperating.
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I love a good butterface. I'll volunteer to give her conjugal visits, at least for a few years.
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If I had SBF's money, I would have slept with more porn stars and playboy bunnies than Trump could even name. I would have numbers to make Tiger Woods blush. Who knows? Maybe this homely, geeky girl is the world's greatest lay.
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this serves as a perfect example that it's not always about looks. in this situation that sbf guy found the perfect mate when it comes to be like minded in committing crime, similar intellectual pursuits, etc. everything about her is perfect for him, except for the looks department, which i'm kinda sure that was all taken care of with wham bam rentals.
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Formerly Carl Ellison
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She cooperated with the feds. All funds were paid in full back to investors due to the rise of BTC.
She will get a very light sentence and SBF will end up serving less than 10 years.
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@ratt on the contrary this proves IT IS ALL ABOUT LOOKS. If you’re a 3 with $50 billion you still end up with a 3. Happily ever after, aside from the time in the federal penitentiary of course.
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she got 2 years LMAO
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During my days as a sugar baby....i actually had a sugar momma who looked like a worse version of this woman 😂 😭
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Wasn't SBF banging her before he had money then moved on when he could afford better?
He's not handsome himself.
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Well, SBF need not be lonely. He's got a new cell mate who's freaky enough to keep him entertained. www.yahoo.com
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Weren't they part of a "polycule"?
@Hank Moody - Somehow Pete Davidson gets primo puss and he's no model either. I don't think you can get a hot woman if you're ugly and deformed, but charm can make up for a lot.
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Fame and any sort of status will more than makeup for any physical shortcomings… i saw a ton of ugly and fat football/baseball players with hot chicks… ugly and skinny basketball players with hot chicks… in college many frat guys who were ugly or fat or both, again with some of the hottest chicks.
With some girls even being a DJ or drug dealer will help
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I don’t see Pete Davidson as especially attractive either, but a number of women have told me he is attractive in a freakish kinda way. Who knows. He is also reputed to be packing an anaconda, so there’s that. Kanye was certainly very pissed off about the size of Pete’s package and bitching about it on air when Pete was with KK.
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