The Lowdown on Hostess Bars in Houston

Does anyone know the routine on how they are like? I read about them and it seems like one, the girls that work there are very UHM, which I like (I know they aren't strip clubs) and are usually Asian MILFs (I like MILFs and Old Women)! Do you have to pay an admission fee? Also, are there any mandatory "buy the lady a drink" rules going on? How much would the drinks cost? What about cost for "Fun" if y'all know what I mean lmaoooooooooooo