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My wife told me about this one. I found it amusing.

I rank the hypocrisy up there with the priests and the choir boys.

 Priest in plain view:  I'll dress up in my religious outfit, do some chanting, hit the cracker and juice part of the routine.....then head to the back for some fun times.  But confession will clear all that up.
 I know, I know....there's only a "few" right?

 Evangelical in plain view:  I love my wife, and god.  But when they aren't looking, I like to swipe!  But, I can always repent and ask for forgiveness....his love knows no bounds, just like Joey last night.
  I know, I know.....just a few right?

It's funny until they start passing laws and shit

Nothing to take too seriously. Kinda well-known in any case: pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov