Former Stripper Met Her Husband While She Was Dancing, He Swept Her Off Her Feet

I'm going to be honest. She is aging like a soft cheese left on the counter, and he's not doing much better.

This would be like the odds of winning PowerBall, yet in this case there would be a lot of red flags to work through. If this guy was dropping $1K per visit, het had some serious Mad Money.

$1k per visit seems like a bargain to me, compared to the cost of being married with children, lol

^^^^^ EXCELLENT!

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Well, if the U.S. weren't so damned parochially and wrongheadedly disgusted by polygamy, and a drunk driver hadn't interfered, it might have turned out similarly for my ATF and me.

No we don't deserve these angels, i always tip thousands on every visit just so they know i understand their value and they see me as a gentleman with real morals when im at the strip club because i know how to treat a girl and what she deserves

Hopefully it's a true story, and their love and luck endures.

"He spoiled her and paid for everything. By the third date, Dallas was kicking that long-term boyfriend to the curb. It turns out the two of them are soulmates."

She knows what's up. $1000 per visit, spoiled her, paid for everything. Definitely a "soulmate" kind of relationship.

Dropping the cynicism/realism for a bit, of course I do wish them happiness, and none of us know their dynamic. It can start out one way and end up being another, so, more power to them.

"I'm going to be honest. She is aging like a soft cheese left on the counter, and he's not doing much better."

Yep. It's a good reminder to get in shape and live that way, and to respect yourself and partners enough to look good for them. First selfie with the white phone is a girl I wouldn't mind dipping into. Every picture after shows a progression of apathy as she gains weight and lets herself go. He's on the same path.

I'm not judging THEIR relationship, as we must choose for ourselves if we would be happy if our partner went down the same path. Does a woman who gets so comfortable that she'll gain 25 pounds (if she knows that doesn't appeal to you, and who doesn't know...) respect you, or her body? Just something to consider.

Thanks you fellow PLs - these comments had me laughing my ass off this morning.

So, her "soulmate" just so happened to be:

1. Close enough in age to her
2. Wealthy and/or willing to spend serious money on her frequently
3. Willing to look past her being in a relationship already
4. Willing to marry her quickly
5. Willing to impregnate her quickly
6. Willing to retire her

What exactly is he getting out of any of this? She sounds like a leech