Is Ashley Madison any good?

Didn't it have a massive data breach?

I heard that back in the day. I am sure it is safe now!

Massive data breach which confirmed that the only live human participants were the men who got outed/blackmailed by the "hackers", who were likely the site operators

Sticking your dick in an electrical outlet is probably a better idea than joining that website.

I had no idea it still existed

Thought the Feds busted them years ago.