A fag crawls every Des Moines strip club in one night.

A fag crawls every Des Moines strip club in one night. Are you saying iceydougster was in Des Moines? Lulz

I miss going to different clubs in a night. But now like 3 clubs will cost like $200 in cover charges....

Couldn’t be him. No reports of fake suicides.

How about fake heart attacks?

Not surprisingly, a gay guy reports on decor and dance technique. Less than helpful.

Most tuscl reviews report on decor and club layouts making reviews repetitive and tedious

I've been to all of them, but never more than 3 in one night. I'm frankly surprised Big Earl's stays open, because the one Friday night I drove down there last year, they only had 10 vehicles in the lot and you know most of them are dancers and employees

Thats the worst summary of the DSM I've ever read.

He got a couple things right, but missed a lot.

First of all.... outer limits has mostly hood black girls. Other than Big Earls ( which really shouldn't even count) this is the only club that will hire the black girls that look inner city. Then there are a few good quality white girls. Venice, Harley, and a few others. This is the only DM club that you will see groups of black young customers. And probably the only club with a coke supply. The OP went early evening which is when the few old farmers and local business men stop by for happy hour. It changes by about 8norn9pm.

He is correct about Lumberyard. Gotta go here after 9 or 10 pm to see the hottest. After 10pm this is the best for eye candy. Better than Beach girls IMO.

Earls. I wouldn't send my worst enemy there. Just close already.

MINX. Pretty accurate. Only dayshift in town. But there Re.routinely more dancers than customers. And since Alaska retired, there are none above a solid 7 here. Unless you need tonsee tits before 5pm, avoid.

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