Don’t believe the hype! Just do it!

Not to mention a colonoscopy.

Slick the colonoscopy is all about the propofol. I see why it took down Michael Jackson. It’s sooooooo good.

As my physician pulled on the glove and asked me to get ready, I told him: "You cannot imagine how much I fucking hate this". He responded: "Have to tell you; its certainly not the highlight of my day."

Did you make him buy you dinner at least ?

Just apps, the cheap fuck....

I remember joking with friends after having my first prostrate exam…..I have good news and bad news;the bad news is my doctor stuck his finger up my ass today. The good news is I didn’t enjoy it. 😳🥴🤫