Advice on getting laid free game

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Tetradon
3 years ago
How much coke do you have to ply a girl with to get laid free?
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Icee Loco (asshole)
3 years ago
None
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
Does "free" including paying her tip outs ad up to $5000 just to talk to you? 🤭🤡
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motorhead
3 years ago
I’ll make it easy - multiple choice.

What race is most important
A. Black
B. White
C. Hispanic
D. Asiab
E. Race plays no factor

What age range has the most success
A. 18-34
B. 35-49
C. 50-64
D. 65 plus
E. Age does not matter

What body type has the most success.

A. Skinny
B. Fat
C. Athletic
D. Muscular
E. Does not matter

What hair color attracts the most women?

A. Red
B. Black
C. Blonde
D. Brown
E. Bald

What drug offering has the most success?

A. Heroin
B. Weed
C. Coke
D. Oxy
E. Meth
F. Other - please specify

What is the ideal profession?

A. Lawyer
B. Doctor
C. Software Engineer
D. Construction worker
E. Pimp
F. Unemployed.

Ideal Penis for the successful PUA ?

A. 4”
B. 5”
C. 6”
D. 7”
E. 8”
F. OMG. Put that thing away











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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
Even the young hotties in strip clubs, and the women in civvie night clubs, they are often lonely and bored, and they don't like being treated like prostitutes. I learned this in my first visits to strip clubs.

SJG
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bkkruined
3 years ago
How do you get them to leave when you're done?
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
Well, that is why creepy guys cheating on their wives always offer money up front, cause they need them to leave.

I was in that mode, in AMPs, but not being able to see them outside. I was a Pathetic Looser.

What might make me different from some was the fact that I knew I was a Pathetic Looser.

Eventually I was able to terminate the marriage.

SJG
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shailynn
3 years ago
It’s times like this when an old school dude like Motörhead just owned everyone in this thread.
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
It's also yet another icee self own thread.

She uses both drugs AND money to get laid with drug addicted stripper whores. Not exactly "free" nor difficult to do.
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CJKent_band
3 years ago
@theniggaformerlyknownas2icee

I will play along and ask you a couple of questions:

Do you know that the big difference between “sex for money” and “sex for free” is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.?

Are you again posting discussion while under the influence, instead of having “free sex”?

When are you going to admit to yourself that YOU have a Problem with Drugs and Alcohol and find a Solution to the problem, so you can really enjoy “free sex”?
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
I remember when icee first joined TUSCL and she posted this thread:

https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=5853…

^^^Long story short: pay a stripper whore a lot of money AND drugs and eventually you'll "date" her for "free". 🤭🤣🤣🤣

icee ends up paying more than if it were just a simple P4P, but some PLs just gotta put in all that time and money coz they can't get a woman any other way. 🤭🤡
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
"Im hoping if nothing else, she misses the money. She won't find this elsewhere...it was a lot. A few hundred a day, some days over a thousand."

- IceyDodo, June 12, 2018


^ LMFAO hundreds of dollars a day paid to a stripper whore for "free pussy".
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nicespice
3 years ago
The other day I laid in a sauna and it was AMAZING—

Wasn’t free tho
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
"- Turn the conversation to drugs. Hook her up with whatever she’s into...

...Its in your best interest to take control of her drug use from the start. Make sure she does the minimum to get fucked up."

- icee post (as IceyDodo), June 2018

🤭🤡
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Icee Loco (asshole)
3 years ago
The key is to work on your body.

Dress right. Look at older men like Jay Z. Middle aged men like Drake.

Create a real connection no matter if its shallow or whatever. As long as it's sincere.

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gobstopper007
3 years ago
So when you say “free” do mean without cost or no using handcuffs. Hard to know with some or your other posts
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Cashman1234
3 years ago
Can someone tell me what a Pathetic Looser is?

I like loose women - but I have never thought there is a break off category of perverted clubbers using that name…
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Icee Loco (asshole)
3 years ago
I'm offering free help here....
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Tetradon
3 years ago
^ And it's worth every penny.
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
LMFAO icee offers help when nobody is asking. 🤭🤡
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
"- You're going to have to spend money...

...Learn shit like making flowers and hearts out of bills and give her a few hundred dollar bills just because. These bitches associate everything with money. Their self worth is linked to how much money they get for their looks. Affection, happiness, anything positive, its expressed with money. Its just how the stripper life is. These are bitches who are viewed as commodities so they act on it."

- icee post (as IceyDodo), June 2018

^^^ LMFAO by icee's own advice she's gotta use money to exploit a needy stripper whore. Without money, you can't get that "free" pussy. 🤭🤣🤣🤣
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Cashman1234
3 years ago
^ So origami is the way to a strippers heart?

That’s original! I’ve not heard that one before, but it makes sense!
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pistola
3 years ago
Lol work out and wear Fubu. What a dummy.
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skibum609
3 years ago
Free help from a virgin assigned male at birth seems very expensive ......................
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
It's interesting that icee is compelled to create threads like this and legal advice threads on a regular basis, even if they always end up being her own self own and nobody ever takes them seriously.

It's like she's yearning for any kind of attention and validation by others, while also her wanting to self aggrandize and/or belittle others in the process.

🤷
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Tetradon
3 years ago
^ Odd that he flexes so much for people he claims to hate.
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
^^^ @Tetra ultimately I think it's because all she knows is dysfunctional and abusive relationships. Look at the supposed "soulmate" stripper whore she was with. The stripper whore was a coke junkie fiend that used her for money and coke, yet icee wanted to marry her?!? And then she dumped her for a weed dealer? An unhealthy relationship for sure.

Also look at how passive aggressive she is about anything posted to TUSCL. She'll troll the "geriatric tricks" but then claim to be the victim of trolling as soon as anyone returns fire back to her.

Overdramatization and passive aggressive mind games with people is all she knows. And again I think it stems from living in dysfunction. 🤷
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Icee Loco (asshole)
3 years ago
I'm offering help and you come at me like rabid rittenhouses.

There are small changes any man can make to be more attractive to women
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
^^^ there's that example of overdramatization

🤭🤡
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
Hey icee I bet if you had made some changes yourself your coke junkie stripper whore wouldn't have dumped you for a better source.

But you're too obsessed with what everyone else is doing wrong rather than reflecting on your own flaws as a "man".

🤭🤡
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Tetradon
3 years ago
"I'm offering help and you come at me like rabid rittenhouses."

Yes, I'm packing for a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
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Icee Loco (asshole)
3 years ago
Suit yourself. Your loss but anyone can PM me for advice
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Tetradon
3 years ago
^ Somehow, I think I'll survive.
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Icee Loco (asshole)
3 years ago
Sure. Keep being a q anon weirdo resorting to hookers
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
^^^ there goes icee playing the hooker card again. It's an obsession. 🤭🤡
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Tetradon
3 years ago
^ He doesn't just buy them, he falls in love with them.
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skibum609
3 years ago
Advice on dating from a tween virgin like Icee? Lol just cannot make this shit up.
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twentyfive
3 years ago
Let me give you some advice Icee Fag, if anyone here needs advice it's you, so here goes, see a good therapist, lord knows you aren't doing very well.
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
To illustrate the magnitude of icee's obsession with self aggrandizing about "dating" coke junkie stripper whores, here's all her threads she posted about it:

Ask the stripper hoe whisperer anything about stripper hoes
https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=7455…

Relationship advice
https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=7455…

Advice on dating strippers
https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=7455…

Dating "civvies" vs strippers....
https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=7644…

Pimping advice
https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=7693…

ASK ICEE ANYTHIING.THREAD
https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=7693…

The stripper hoe whisperer: official thread
https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=7701…

If you date one girl in a club. They all want to date you
https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=7702…

Seeing hoes who have pimps...
https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=7746…

^^^ this is 9 threads in less than a year!

And none of this includes all the other threads she posted under her IceyDodo alias.

Clearly icee is seeking validation here, over an extreme obsession with "dating" coke junkie stripper whores. And she starts it all with the false premise that her way of paying them is somehow superior to others' methods. 🤭🤡🤷
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Cashman1234
3 years ago
Wait a second! Icee is a she?

I’m against international sex trafficking - as much as the next pervert - ok?!

But if one Latina hottie is flying a hottie in for some wild lesbian action - I can’t object.

If Icee has the look of a young Eva Angelina - with big boobies - a sweet booty - open pussy and ass - and cute glasses - I’m hoping photos will be shared…
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
Either icee is a woman or a highly effeminate man.
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Icee Loco (asshole)
3 years ago
This is too funny. I have a rejection rate of less than 15% whats yours?
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
^^^ classic icee example of seeking validation and self aggrandizing. 🤭🤡🤡🤡
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Tetradon
3 years ago
^^ Lol keeping stats on your interactions with women is the ultimate PUA dork thing.
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Icee Loco (asshole)
3 years ago
It's just an estimate. I very rarely get rejected. Tbh the older I get the more successful I am
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Tetradon
3 years ago
^ Whatever. Awfully precise number for "just an estimate."
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
And keeping stats on your success rate with exploiting drug addicted stripper whores is the ultimate two-bit pimp thing. 🤭🤣🤣🤣
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Icee Loco (asshole)
3 years ago
Jealous?
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Tetradon
3 years ago
^ Yeah, I wish I were so successful with women that I nearly killed myself over a "stripper hoe."
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twentyfive
3 years ago
> This is too funny. I have a rejection rate of less than 15% whats yours?<

Zero suicide attempts that’s my rejection rate
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
LMFAO everyone aspires to stage a faux suicide when a coke junkie stripper whore leaves you for a broke weed dealer.

https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=7636…

And then she still won't talk to you even after your offer of $5k.

🤭🤡🤡🤡
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twentyfive
3 years ago
He’s many suicide attempts is that for you Icee ?
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twentyfive
3 years ago
^How not He’s
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
Jealous?

^^^LMFAO @icee you ASSume everyone aspires to dedicate so much time, money, and drugs to have the ultimate GFE from a fugly and fat assed coke junkie stripper whore like you.

It's totally not worth it, IMHO. But if it's the only way you can get a woman, good on you!

And try not to kill yourself over it. 🤭🤡🤣
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skibum609
3 years ago
You're just a liar and a shitty one at that Icee. I bet that except for your hands and some liver, nothing has ever touched your tiny dick.
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Icee Loco (asshole)
3 years ago
Got a cute Cuban girls number and ig at the 99 cent store lulz
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SirLapdancealot
3 years ago
^^^ classic icee example of seeking validation and self aggrandizing. 🤭🤡🤡🤡
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SJGTHREATENSWOMEN
3 years ago
ES JAY GEE
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