I once knew a stripper who had a pet monkey. Dirty, smelly and disgusting. The monkey was cool though.
Texas Coach’s Stripper Girlfriend’s Monkey Bites A Kid On Halloween
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Jump to latestBlahBlah's plan was for the monkey to bite the coach. Now she's just gonna use a knife, keep it simple.
I like this picture:


Texas football can never get out of trouble.